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I am not the smartest man

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Jan 20 '10

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Timed Battle
fantasticCandyman sent out Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
ocean_soul sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Swampert used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 64% of its health.
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The first move is made. This lead is quite different than my normal lead, but sometimes you need a change. I was pretty surprised Aerodactyl survived that Ice Beam, but then again what the hell do I know?



ocean_soul switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
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Scizor used Substitute.
Scizor lost 25% of its health.
Scizor made a substitute!
Swampert used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Scizor!
Scizor's substitute faded!
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Pretty uninteresting stuff here. Scizor is like "SUP I'M HERE BUT NOT REALLY" but my swampert is all "No."

ocean_soul: ok i have a swampert weak
ocean_soul: lmao
fantasticCandyman: lmao
ocean_soul switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Aerodactyl...
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It Appears I have been outpredicted. No matter, swampert is a pro troll of Ocean's team.



Swampert used Protect.
Swampert protected itself!
Aerodactyl used Toxic.
Aerodactyl's attack missed!
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fantasticCandyman: :D
fantasticCandyman switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Scizor...
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Instead of letting my swampert take a toxic here I switch to a pokemon that can eat it. Of course it turns out that was a horrible idea but that is to be expected of me.



Aerodactyl used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 110% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Scizor fainted.
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Yeah...

ocean_soul: >_>
fantasticCandyman: waa
ocean_soul: owned
ocean_soul: this aero is god
fantasticCandyman switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
ocean_soul switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Will-o-wisp.
Starmie was burned!
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Starmie was hurt by its burn!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
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You may ask why I didn't switch heatran in instead of scizor, well you know what if you know so much why don't you go battle this guy tough guy.


fantasticCandyman switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Starmie used Rapid Spin.
Starmie blew away the pointed stones!
Celebi lost 1% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Starmie was hurt by its burn!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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Pffft, only losers use rapid spinners nowadays.


ocean_soul switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Celebi used Grass Knot.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
---


I appear to have been outpredicted again. Or have I?



fantasticCandyman switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.
Heatran used Substitute.
Heatran lost 25% of its health.
Heatran made a substitute!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Heatran used Earth Power.
Swampert lost 32% of its health.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Swampert used Protect.
Swampert protected itself!
Heatran used Earth Power.
Swampert protected itself!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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Heatran used Explosion.
Swampert lost 70% of its health.
ocean_soul's Heatran fainted.
Swampert used Earthquake.
But there was no target!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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ocean_soul: lol
fantasticCandyman: lmao



Yeah that's right bitch I bet you didn't expect that. SEE HOW FAR YOUR STUPID OUTPREDICTIONS GET YOU?

ocean_soul: epic fail
ocean_soul switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Swampert used Protect.
But it failed!
Porygonz used Substitute.
Porygonz lost 25% of its health.
Porygonz made a substitute!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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I am allowed to make stupid mistakes ok jeez get off my back.


Porygonz used Nasty Plot.
Porygonz's special attack was sharply raised.
Swampert used Ice Beam.
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Porygonz!
Porygonz's substitute faded!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
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Porygonz used Substitute.
Porygonz lost 25% of its health.
Porygonz made a substitute!
Swampert used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Porygonz!
Porygonz's substitute faded!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Porygonz used Substitute.
Porygonz lost 25% of its health.
Porygonz made a substitute!
Swampert used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Porygonz!
Porygonz's substitute faded!
Porygonz's Salac Berry raised its speed!
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Swampert lost 105% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Swampert fainted.
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That wasn't very nice of him to do that to me :/. SWAMPERT SHALL BE AVENGED! I SWEAR IT!



fantasticCandyman switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Porygonz used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 47% of its health.
Heatran used Overheat.
Porygonz lost 86% of its health.
ocean_soul's Porygonz fainted.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
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Bitch


ocean_soul switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
fantasticCandyman switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Starmie used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Celebi lost 18% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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Yeah you know having celebi absorb that surf it really isn't that hard to do. Even a simple minded fellow like CrossDragon could do it.


Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 44% of its health.
Celebi used Thunder Wave.
Starmie is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
---
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 48% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
---
fantasticCandyman switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
ocean_soul switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
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I switched out here because I was afraid ice beam hax was about to take place any second. I guess my opponent got bored of waiting for it aswell.



Scizor used Substitute.
Scizor lost 25% of its health.
Scizor made a substitute!
Suicune used Roar.
ocean_soul switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Pointed stones dug into Starmie.
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
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God damn does every pokemon he have use substitute?


Starmie used Rapid Spin.
Starmie blew away the pointed stones!
Suicune lost 2% of its health.
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
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Going for the calm mind sweep...



Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 27% of its health.
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
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ocean_soul: parahax plz
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 23% of its health.
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 17% of its health.
Suicune used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 113% of its health.
ocean_soul's Starmie fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
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ocean_soul: gay
fantasticCandyman: had to go check what hp i had lmao



Yeah uhh they really should tell you what hidden power your pokemon has so you don't have to go look at your team in the team builder >_>


ocean_soul switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
ocean_soul: lol
Aerodactyl used Toxic.
Suicune was badly poisoned!
Suicune used Surf.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 240% of its health.
ocean_soul's Aerodactyl fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
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I bet he thinks he is tough shit for dooming my suicune. Well you know what, I don't give a damn.




ocean_soul switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Suicune used Roar.
ocean_soul switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
---
ocean_soul switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Suicune used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 26% of its health.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 19% of its health.
---
Latias used Recover.
Latias restored 50% of its health.
Suicune used Roar.
ocean_soul switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 25% of its health.
---

Alright I am starting to give a damn.



Scizor used Brick Break.
Suicune lost 22% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Suicune fainted.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
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I waited too long to give a damn :/



fantasticCandyman switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Celebi lost 30% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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My very complex plan here involved using recover until life orb forced scizor to kill itself.

Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Celebi lost 28% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
---
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Celebi lost 26% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
ocean_soul's Scizor fainted.
Celebi used Thunder Wave.
But there was no target!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
---
ocean_soul switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Latias used Thunder Wave.
Celebi is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Celebi is paralysed! It can't move!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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This made me sad because I tried to paralyze him too. Whatever I'd rather give it a cooler status problem than para anyway.



Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Celebi is paralysed! It can't move!
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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ocean_soul: lol
fantasticCandyman: wait
fantasticCandyman: what
Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Celebi used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
---


Uhh yeah I didn't realize that my celebi was actually paralyzed until then.


fantasticCandyman switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
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Latias used Recover.
Latias restored 50% of its health.
Heatran used Will-o-wisp.
Latias was burned!
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
---

At this point in time, or actually earlier, I probably should have made the switch to my UNKNOWN POKEMON but it didn't cross my mind until it was too late.


Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Heatran used Overheat.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 9% of its health.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
---
Latias used Recover.
Latias restored 50% of its health.
Heatran used Overheat.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 4% of its health.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Heatran's leftovers restored its health a little!
Heatran restored 6% of its health.
---
fantasticCandyman switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.
Dragonite lost 25% of its health.
Latias used Thunder Wave.
Dragonite is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Dragonite's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dragonite restored 6% of its health.
---
Latias used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Dragonite lost 196% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Dragonite fainted.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
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Hey buddy, fuck you.



fantasticCandyman switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Pointed stones dug into Celebi.
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
fantasticCandyman: I can outstall you
ocean_soul: orly
Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
---
Latias used Calm Mind.
Latias's special attack was raised.
Latias's special defence was raised.
Celebi used Grass Knot.
It's not very effective...
Latias lost 2% of its health.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
---
Latias used Dragon Pulse.
Celebi lost 121% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Celebi fainted.
Latias's leftovers restored its health a little!
Latias restored 6% of its health.
Latias was hurt by its burn!
Latias lost 12% of its health.
---

I can't outstall him ;_;


fantasticCandyman switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Latias used Dragon Pulse.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 44% of its health.
fantasticCandyman's Heatran fainted.
ocean_soul wins!
ocean_soul: gg :P


Well you know what? Go to hell bitch you cheated and you know what your mom. That's what I have to say. just because you won doesn't mean you're cool. I bet you have a large hardon shoved up your asshole right now. I bet you are dreaming about your faggot ass being penetrated by another faggot ass. You do not win. This is not over. I will have my revenge.
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CrossDragon

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Jan 20 '10

The one thing I like about gameboy's warstories are that the commentary is total shit. It's like a 13 year old is trash talking instead of commenting; which makes it worth reading. However, we all know the true reason as to why gameboy lost this battle. tl;dr gameboy's warstory has shit commentary and didn't use feraligatr thus he lost.
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Ominous Doom

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Jan 21 '10

I second that, Cross.
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Repto

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Jan 21 '10

this warstory made me lol

and wtf is up with that p-z ive seen better coverage on arcanine
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