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I bet you were expecting that topic again eh? Too bad, You get a warstory this time. As you may all not know, I started shoddying again, yesterday to be exact. I started off with the "new" UU Metagame and eventually made my way back to OU. There I devised a new team today, and decided to ladder it. So longstory short, This is a warstory, I herd u liek them.
Hopefully, this will motivate those of you that still have a interest in pokemon, however small it may be, and you will get back into the game.
My Team:
Opponent's Team:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
CrossDragon sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
SQNIC AOR sent out TentaGAY (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
All is luck has entered the room.
TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
A Tentacruel lead, the first thing that popped into my mind; was a Stall Team. So, seeing how most of my team was resistant to Toxic Spikes and only 2 of my pokemon were weak to SR, Spikes was really the only problem. So I took this opportunity to set up Substitute.
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TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
TentaGAY lost 94% of its health.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Honestly, I didn't expect Tentacruel to outspeed my Aero and HONESTLY I expected Earthquake to kill. My opponent gets his 2 layers of Toxic Spikes in, Fuck yeah.
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TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
But it failed!
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
TentaGAY lost 6% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's TentaGAY fainted.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Notice, this is where I began to think it was Scarfed. Not that it matters at this point. And the score goes to 6-5.
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CrossDragon: lol Choice Scarf Tentacruel
SQNIC AOR switched in RockyRoad (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
All is luck: <__<
SQNIC AOR: it works like a charm =]
CrossDragon: k sure
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Rhyperior already, from my past experiences with this thing, which is like 2 months ago or whatever, it's moveset would be Swords Dance/Earthquake/Stone Edge/Megahorn or Substitute. I figured I would be able to get my SR in, and with Pressure and Substitute, stall out Stone Edge and pray it doesn't have Megahorn.
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SQNIC AOR: w/e
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stealth Rock.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
My opponent gets up his own Stealth Rock, eliminating the chance of it having Megahorn. And I get in another Substitute.
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Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
RockyRoad lost 29% of its health.
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
2nd Stone Edge gone, let's stall a bit more.
---
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
More Stall
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Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
Another Stall, notice the fucking crits.
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CrossDragon: All your Stone Edge belong to me
CrossDragon: I think that's all of them right?
All is luck: Should be.
SQNIC AOR switched in Eminim (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Eminim is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Eminim.
Eminim lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Finally, I burn all his Stone Edges leaving him with the option of only Earthquaking, which in turn fucks him over, forcing a switch. This switch allows me to get in another Substitute, however it's Weavile. And I only EVed my Sceptile to outspeed +120s. Being the paranoid bastard I am, I think the following: It has Ice Shard and Ice Punch, and my Stone Edge will probably miss, so I'm probably better off Earthquaking. But, I am CrossDragon I do what you least expect me to, and Luck will always back me up. So Fuck you Predictions.
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CrossDragon: Ok well look at that
CrossDragon: Aint that a bitch
Eminim used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Eminim lost 75% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's Eminim fainted.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Take that! Score: 6-4
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SQNIC AOR switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
CrossDragon: Lol fuck you Scizor
SQNIC AOR: no bp[
CrossDragon switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Scizor's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
He switches in Scizor, and I already know a Bullet Punch is coming my way, and I defintely won't let him get the satisfaction of killing my Aero, so... in comes Gyarados who loses a hefty 25% from SR and another 17% stacked on from the BP. Bitch tried bluffing the fact that he didn't have BP.
---
All is luck: <___<
SQNIC AOR: lol
All is luck: I'm surprise people still use Weavile.
CrossDragon: Life Orb
CrossDragon: Where the fuck is your Choice Band
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Scizor used Swords Dance.
Scizor's attack was sharply raised.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
See, if he had Choice Band, he could just Bullet Punch for the kill, but no he must waste a turn to set up. Well, that's not really going to harm Gyarados thanks to that Intimidate and some HP EVs.
---
All is luck: Lawls.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 39% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Scizor lost 68% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's Scizor fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Where is your god now?
---
SQNIC AOR switched in CarrotCario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into CarrotCario.
CarrotCario lost 3% of its health.
CarrotCario used Extremespeed.
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
CarrotCario lost 97% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's CarrotCario fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Another Priority move from Lucario, yet Gyarados still survives! Recapping on the score, I think it's 6-2 now.
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SQNIC AOR switched in RockyRoad (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into RockyRoad.
RockyRoad lost 6% of its health.
CrossDragon: Real men use Choice Band
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
RockyRoad lost 84% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's RockyRoad fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
And now, it's 6-1.
---
SQNIC AOR switched in LemonLime (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Pointed stones dug into LemonLime.
LemonLime lost 12% of its health.
SQNIC AOR has left the room.
CrossDragon wins!
And now I will Waterfall for the wi- Bitch just left on me.
CrossDragon: Son of a bitch
Jumpman16: Only 10 days left to enjoy the Suspect Ladder! Make every day count!
All is luck: Pfft
CrossDragon: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
CrossDragon: PEOPLE LEAVE
CrossDragon: BEFORE I GET MY KILL
All is luck: You're too good.
CrossDragon: Your sarcasm sucks too
Ok, well all in all, this was a short read, and my commentary sucks. I'll go record a Warstory and be like the rest of the cool kids. And I doubt this was what you all expected but... meh. >_> At least you got to see some cool sprites.
Hopefully, this will motivate those of you that still have a interest in pokemon, however small it may be, and you will get back into the game.
My Team:
Opponent's Team:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
CrossDragon sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
SQNIC AOR sent out TentaGAY (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
All is luck has entered the room.
TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
A Tentacruel lead, the first thing that popped into my mind; was a Stall Team. So, seeing how most of my team was resistant to Toxic Spikes and only 2 of my pokemon were weak to SR, Spikes was really the only problem. So I took this opportunity to set up Substitute.
---
TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
TentaGAY lost 94% of its health.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Honestly, I didn't expect Tentacruel to outspeed my Aero and HONESTLY I expected Earthquake to kill. My opponent gets his 2 layers of Toxic Spikes in, Fuck yeah.
---
TentaGAY used Toxic Spikes.
But it failed!
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
TentaGAY lost 6% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's TentaGAY fainted.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Notice, this is where I began to think it was Scarfed. Not that it matters at this point. And the score goes to 6-5.
---
CrossDragon: lol Choice Scarf Tentacruel
SQNIC AOR switched in RockyRoad (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
All is luck: <__<
SQNIC AOR: it works like a charm =]
CrossDragon: k sure
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Rhyperior already, from my past experiences with this thing, which is like 2 months ago or whatever, it's moveset would be Swords Dance/Earthquake/Stone Edge/Megahorn or Substitute. I figured I would be able to get my SR in, and with Pressure and Substitute, stall out Stone Edge and pray it doesn't have Megahorn.
---
SQNIC AOR: w/e
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stealth Rock.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
My opponent gets up his own Stealth Rock, eliminating the chance of it having Megahorn. And I get in another Substitute.
---
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
RockyRoad lost 29% of its health.
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
2nd Stone Edge gone, let's stall a bit more.
---
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
More Stall
---
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
RockyRoad used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
RockyRoad's leftovers restored its health a little!
RockyRoad restored 6% of its health.
Another Stall, notice the fucking crits.
---
CrossDragon: All your Stone Edge belong to me
CrossDragon: I think that's all of them right?
All is luck: Should be.
SQNIC AOR switched in Eminim (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Eminim is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Eminim.
Eminim lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Substitute.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl made a substitute!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Finally, I burn all his Stone Edges leaving him with the option of only Earthquaking, which in turn fucks him over, forcing a switch. This switch allows me to get in another Substitute, however it's Weavile. And I only EVed my Sceptile to outspeed +120s. Being the paranoid bastard I am, I think the following: It has Ice Shard and Ice Punch, and my Stone Edge will probably miss, so I'm probably better off Earthquaking. But, I am CrossDragon I do what you least expect me to, and Luck will always back me up. So Fuck you Predictions.
---
CrossDragon: Ok well look at that
CrossDragon: Aint that a bitch
Eminim used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aerodactyl!
Aerodactyl's substitute faded!
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Eminim lost 75% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's Eminim fainted.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Take that! Score: 6-4
---
SQNIC AOR switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
Scizor lost 12% of its health.
CrossDragon: Lol fuck you Scizor
SQNIC AOR: no bp[
CrossDragon switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Scizor's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
He switches in Scizor, and I already know a Bullet Punch is coming my way, and I defintely won't let him get the satisfaction of killing my Aero, so... in comes Gyarados who loses a hefty 25% from SR and another 17% stacked on from the BP. Bitch tried bluffing the fact that he didn't have BP.
---
All is luck: <___<
SQNIC AOR: lol
All is luck: I'm surprise people still use Weavile.
CrossDragon: Life Orb
CrossDragon: Where the fuck is your Choice Band
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Scizor used Swords Dance.
Scizor's attack was sharply raised.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
See, if he had Choice Band, he could just Bullet Punch for the kill, but no he must waste a turn to set up. Well, that's not really going to harm Gyarados thanks to that Intimidate and some HP EVs.
---
All is luck: Lawls.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 39% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Scizor lost 68% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's Scizor fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Where is your god now?
---
SQNIC AOR switched in CarrotCario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into CarrotCario.
CarrotCario lost 3% of its health.
CarrotCario used Extremespeed.
Gyarados lost 35% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
CarrotCario lost 97% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's CarrotCario fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Another Priority move from Lucario, yet Gyarados still survives! Recapping on the score, I think it's 6-2 now.
---
SQNIC AOR switched in RockyRoad (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into RockyRoad.
RockyRoad lost 6% of its health.
CrossDragon: Real men use Choice Band
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
RockyRoad lost 84% of its health.
SQNIC AOR's RockyRoad fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
And now, it's 6-1.
---
SQNIC AOR switched in LemonLime (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Pointed stones dug into LemonLime.
LemonLime lost 12% of its health.
SQNIC AOR has left the room.
CrossDragon wins!
And now I will Waterfall for the wi- Bitch just left on me.
CrossDragon: Son of a bitch
Jumpman16: Only 10 days left to enjoy the Suspect Ladder! Make every day count!
All is luck: Pfft
CrossDragon: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
CrossDragon: PEOPLE LEAVE
CrossDragon: BEFORE I GET MY KILL
All is luck: You're too good.
CrossDragon: Your sarcasm sucks too
Ok, well all in all, this was a short read, and my commentary sucks. I'll go record a Warstory and be like the rest of the cool kids. And I doubt this was what you all expected but... meh. >_> At least you got to see some cool sprites.
Its good to see other people making warstories again. But really when we have the technology to record them and comment on them, I thinking writing commentary is out of date. However your writing was indeed lacking and could have been improved.
[QUOTE USER="hebrewhammer" TIME="1231566046"]Its good to see other people making warstories again. But really when we have the technology to record them and comment on them, I thinking writing commentary is out of date. However your writing was indeed lacking and could have been improved.[/QUOTE]
We have had the technology to record them and comment on them for years. I would much rather read a written warstory than listen to some idiot stutter while rambling on about his battle. Can you actually say why the writing was lacking or are you too busy riding your high horse on Youtube mountain?
But yeah, this is a horribly uninteresting battle. Your opponent obviously made pointless sacrifices throughout, leading me to believe he wasn't very good in the first place.
We have had the technology to record them and comment on them for years. I would much rather read a written warstory than listen to some idiot stutter while rambling on about his battle. Can you actually say why the writing was lacking or are you too busy riding your high horse on Youtube mountain?
But yeah, this is a horribly uninteresting battle. Your opponent obviously made pointless sacrifices throughout, leading me to believe he wasn't very good in the first place.
[QUOTE USER="ruesap" TIME="1231601573"]
We have had the technology to record them and comment on them for years. I would much rather read a written warstory than listen to some idiot stutter while rambling on about his battle. Can you actually say why the writing was lacking or are you too busy riding your high horse on Youtube mountain?
But yeah, this is a horribly uninteresting battle. Your opponent obviously made pointless sacrifices throughout, leading me to believe he wasn't very good in the first place.[/QUOTE]
This.
We have had the technology to record them and comment on them for years. I would much rather read a written warstory than listen to some idiot stutter while rambling on about his battle. Can you actually say why the writing was lacking or are you too busy riding your high horse on Youtube mountain?
But yeah, this is a horribly uninteresting battle. Your opponent obviously made pointless sacrifices throughout, leading me to believe he wasn't very good in the first place.[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE USER="crossdragon" TIME="1231611449"]I did have a pretty good UU warstory, but didn't feel like wasting an hour or more of my time writing the commentary. And instead of berating my warstory which is obviously crap, Why don't you do something about it then? Like write one of your own? Faggots. [/QUOTE]
You said it, I'll write it. *goes on Shoddy*
You said it, I'll write it. *goes on Shoddy*