Forums · Jerem and feraligatr
The story starts off in a world parallel to ours, well the pokemon world that is. In this world, when a child is 13 they are able to get a pokemon to enter the other world, but they don't just GET a pokemon, they must be able to "earn" it. a when it comes to what pokemon it is, that is up to the elders, but a child can influence what pokemon they could get ( like our main character Jerem)once a pokemon has been chosen then the child will be put to a test to tame it.however, if they fail, they will be killed...IF the pokemon does not kill them before that.now the story is about jerem, a boy who has turned 13 and its the day that all this happens....
mom: JEREM, WAKE UP.
jerem:urrr i don't wanna
mom: NOW, don't you remember what day it is?
jerem:ummm...err....no
mom: >_>
jerem:umm wait, O *** i forgot, its the day i get my pokemon
mom:you use the word "pokemon" loosely, I can guarantee they'll let you get a feraligatr
jerem: you don't know that...mom: the elders look at everything you do...
jerem:so
mom:well i guess the fact you know everything about feraligatrs, INCLUDING their language,will absolutely not affect their decision.
jerem:well still, no one has ever managed to tame a feraligatr, and live anyway
mom:well you might be the first, how sweet will that be?
jerem:pretty awesome i guess
mom: anyway you should leave now
jerem: I HAVEN"T EVEN EATAN BREAKFEAST YET.
mom: too bad now go...
jerem:but...
mom:GO!
jerem:fine
*jerem walks out the front door*
mom: I LOVE YOU, GOOD LUCK
jerem:bye.
*jerem spits on the door*
jerem: FINALLY, god damn i hate you you ******, anyway i hope i can do get feraligatr, that would really rock.....
and with that hateful gesture to his mom, jerem was off
-----last night-------
In the deliberating room, the three elders of this world are discussing what pokemon jerem might possibly have...
elder 1:well next on the list to decide is Jerem.
elder 2: what do we know about him?
elder 3: well he asked for feraligatr, and it would seem he has researched the m quite a lot.
elder 1:well it seems we shall assign him the task of feraligatr.
elder 3:but, no one has tamed feraligatr, he might just be another victim....
elder 2: well we shall have to see
elder 1:very well than, Jerem shall be assigned feraligatr, lets hope he can do it.
---back to preset time---
we see jerem outside what looks like a white palace..
*jerem is outside the hall of assignment (i know i know)*
jerem:ok, here i go
*inside*
elder 1:welcome jerem
jerem: hello elder
elder 1: we have come to a decision...
jerem(thinking): O RLY?
elder1:... you shall be assigned...
jerem: come on come on
elder 1: ...FERALIGATR
jerem: SWEEEEET
elder 1: now, i shall explain what will happen next
jerem:ok
elder 1:now, you will be put in a room with feraligatr for 1 hr
jerem: ok
elder 1: in that time, you must be-friend the feraligatr or tame it.
jerem:ok
elder 1: this will be harder for you that any other, due to feraligatr's vicious nature
jerem:i know i know
elder 1: Are you ready?
Jerem *whew* umm yeah i think so
elder 1: then come this way
*the elder leads jerem to a small door*
jerem: thats it!?
from what it looks like, the room could be no larger that 10ft x 10ft
elder 1: yes, now you have one hour starting as soon as you enter
jerem:ok
*jerem goes to the door*
elder 1: be warned, you will not be able to leave once you enter
jerem: wish me luck
elder 1: you'll need it.
*jerem enters the door*
jerem: wow its bigger than i thought, o man its really dark in here crap i think i'm gonna piss my pants this place is ***** scary
*suddenly jerem hears the feraligatr*
feraligatr: FERAL FERAL FERAL!!
jerem: O ***
at this the light began swaying and it got harder to see
feraligatr: FERAL!
jerem:*** *** o ***, dammit why can't i remember anything i read... c'mon.... DAMMIT.....hrm wait...yes yes i think i can remember, the last thing he just said was....AWW **** *** DAMMIT
ferlaigatr had just slashed jerem in the cheek, leaving a large mark in which blood drooped down.
jerem:god dammit that hurt, ok how will i do thi...AWW FUCKIT!!!
he had been slashed again
feraligatr FERAL FERAL FERAL!!!!
jerem:ok that means...(everything from now on will be translated)
that means um....
feraligatr: DIE DIE DIE!
jerem: yep thats definitely not good for me..MOTHER **** DAM!
jerem was slashed...again
*jerem is now running away now
he stops when he reaches a dead end*
ok let see how did i plan this
jerem (thinking):lets see, my plan was to try and tire it out, AWW DAMMIT thats gonna hurt in the morning...anyway, then ill try talking to it to calm it down, then make some small talk and work my way from their,OR plan 2 was to try and take the pain and hope he grants me a fina lwish before he kills me..o god i hope i can pull of the first one.
feraligatr: WHERE ARE YOU?
*feraligatr uses earthquake*
the lights are now flickering
jerem: aw crap this sucks
feraligatr:I'M GONNA *** YOU UP
feraligatr was roaring this by now and jerem was very scared by now
jerem:
unsure.gif ok now time to try and t.....AWWWWW MOTHER *******
feraligatr had found jerem and decided to crunch his leg, leaving him crippled on the ground
jerem: wait please don't kill me....yet anyways?
ferlaigatr:I SHOW NO MERCY.
jerem:pretty please
feraligatr:NO!
jerem: but, don't you find it a little weird that i can understand you?
feraligatr ponders that for a minute
feraligatr:i just realized that...fine ill let you live for a little while longer.
jerem:thank you
feraligatr: hmmp
jerem:so uhh what is it like when your not here killing people?
feraligatr:ill answer that if you answer this: how do you understand me?
jerem: well lets say i'm a bit obsessed with feraligatrs...and i studied a lot for this A LOT
feraligatr:so you learned my language!?
jerem:well...yes
feraligatr:wow, i give you credit for that.
jerem:thank you, now can you answer my question?
feraligatr:well, its not exactly something you wanna talk about...
jerem:???
feraligatr:well let me just say it really sucks i mean it REALLY SUCKS.
jerem:how so?
feraligatr:well all of us pokemon are kept in a room not much bigger that than this...
*feraligatr walk around i a square to show the dimensions of the room which seem to be about 30ft by 35ft*
jerem:ALL 400+ POKEMON!?
feraligatr:yes
jerem: wow that sucks, i feel sorry for you.
feraligatr make a small smile but quickly goes back to his serious face
ANNOCMENT: JEREM, JEREM if you are still alive, than you have 30 mins left.
jerem: still alive? so i assume no one else has survived this long?
ferlaigatr:nope, but you, there's something about you that makes me like you, like i would let you be my trainer...maybe
jerem: really?
feraligatr: i said maybe...
jerem:so how can i persuade you to let me?
feraligatr hmm well...
feraligatr knows what to do but is unsure to say it..
jerem: well?
feraligatr: i don't know....wait, if you can prove that i can really trust you, i'll go with you
jerem:and if i can't?
feraligatr:well then... I'll eat you
jerem: sad.gif , but how can i make you trust me in like 30 mins?
ANNONCMENT: 15 mins left
jerem: or 15 mins...
feraligatr:uhh i just can't get over the feeling i have when im around you, its like i don't know i can't explain it
jerem:well that was i bit random, but maybe that means you were supposed to go with me
feraligatr:maybe, but i still don't know if i can trust you
jerem:err well i think of something
feraligatr:or maybe erm...
jerem:what?
feraligatr:well its just i don't get much food ya no so usually i eat the other pokemon...
jerem:dry.gif
feraligatr:and not many people try to tame me so i never really eat much but the thing is, i have a sweet tooth for meat now
jerem:umm i don't know where your going with this but...
feraligatr:WELL, i was thinking that i could like eat you...kinda
jerem: WHAT!?
feraligatr:well not eat you really, more like swallow
jerem:i stil ldon't under....
feraligatr: I WANT TO TASTE HUMAN ALRIGHT, i won't really eat you, but taste you
jerem: errr i don't know, is there any other way?
feraligatr:not that you'll find out in 15mins
jerem:well err i guess, but explain what your going to do
feraligatr:simple, i get you in my mouth, swallow you, turn lay down, then you crawl bak up my throat
jerem:well thats a little weird but, won't you choke if im crawling up your throat?
feraligatr:thats how ill know if I can trust you, you'll have to be fast.
jerem:errr alright i guess
at that moment feraligatr swept jerem up in its mouth
jerem:uhh this is very weird...
feraligatr:uuk nuuw i weell sweelew you
jerem:ok.......
(picture a person inside a feraligatrs mouth, with a small part of their upper boddy sticking out)
feraligatr swallows jerem, then quickly lies to the ground
feraligatr:aww so good
*fwe faintly hear jerem*
jerem:ook...now...i....going...up....throat
feraligatr:ok
after 5 mins jerem safely has made it out of feraligatr
jerem:o god, i'm never doing that again
feraligatr:thank you jerem, i will now be your pokemon in the world
jerem:thank you
-------outside of the room---------
elder 1:so what do you guys think happened?
elder 2:dead
elder 1: dry.gif
elder 3: i hope he did it..
elder 1: well times up, lets go see
the group proceeds to the door
elder 1: ok...
they go to the door and he opens the door.
inside the room jerem hears a noise
jerem: what was that?
ferlaigatr:i don't know, but time is probably up we should head to the door
jerem:right
they go to the door,when they get their 3 very surprised elders await
elder 1: wo..wo... congrats jerem yo..yo..you've done it, you've ACTUALLY DONE IT!
jerem:thank you
elder 2: i can't believe it i just can't
(remeber only jerem understands feraligatr)
feraligatr:is it REALLY that hard to believe
jerem: i guess so
elder 2: hmm?
jerem: O nothing..
elder 3: anyway, now that you've done it, you are ready for your journy.
elder 1:here..
*jerem is handed some pokeballs, a pokedex, and a bag*
elder 2: these will help you
jerem:why do i need the pokedex if i already know many of the pokemon?
elder 3:because many of the trainers you meet are not like us, and will find it a bit odd if your a new trainer who know the name of every pokemon
jerem: oh
elder 1:but you don't need to pull it put for every pokemon, just once it a while
jerem: got it.
elders: now follow us
the elders lead jerem and feraligatr to a transporter room
in the middle of the room stands a large transporter
elder 1: now before you leave, do you have any questions?
jerem:no i don-- o wait, what about feraligatrs pokeball?
elders: uhh o yeah about that we uhh see we never thought anyone would tame feraligatr and we needed the pokeball so technically, he doesn't have one
jerem: WHAT? does that mean anyone could throw a pokeball and catch him?
feraligatr:hmmp if someone tries that than they've got another thing coming
*jerem can't help but smile*
jerem: ha, well that would settle that matter i guess
elders: *confused* waaa?
jerem: o err something feraligatr said
elders: oh, well were all a little amazed you understand him
feraligatr: me too
elders: but don't fret about trainers catching him, they can't
jerem:aww
elders:???
jerem: oh never mind
elders:anyway, since feraligatr DID have a pokeball, trainers can't catch him
jerem:ok
feraligatr:darn
elders:now for the final time, are you ready?
jerem:YES!
feraligatr:YES!
elders: than let your very own adventure unfold as you become the greatest pokemon trainer ever(i know i know)
jerem nods
elders: now step through the transporter
jerem and feraligatr go into the portal
elders:now to activate it
computer:10..9..8..7..6..5..4...3..2..1
jerem:BYE!
feraligatr: FERAL!!!!!
----at that moment the teleporter activated------
now the two are in twin leaf town, sinnoh region
we see the two lying face down, suddenly the come to...
jerem:oh oh man my head hurts
feral:o so does mine
jerem:ok so lets see where we are...
*jerem pulls out the town map*
jerem:lets see... we are in twinleaf town
feraligatr:ok...now what do we do?
jerem:well lets fight someone so we can get some money
feraligatr: YES
as the two leave twin leaf, a confused lucas is looking out his window
lucas:OMG OMG OMG! who the hell are they? omg what if that feraligatr isn't trained! omg! i gotta call ryan
phone:*ring ring* *ring ring*
lucas: GAW! no answer, fine ill call dawn
pone:*ring*
dawn:hello?
lucas: OMG OMG OMG DAWN I JUST SAW SOMTHING DO FREAKY!
dawn: *sigh* what is it?
lucas: well i was staring outside my window and all the sudden BAM a trainer and a ferlaigatr just appeared on the ground..and...and...............then i called ryan................then you......
dawn:oh intresting , can i go?
lucas: IM NOT LYING!
dawn:of course not....bye
lucas:noo wait..talk to rowa--
phone: beep beep beep
lucas:NOOOOOO!
in the middle of the route, we see jerem panting,while feraligatr is full of energy
jerem:man i don't wanna walk anymore
feraligatr:me neither..i wanna RUN!
jerem: dry.gif
feraligatr: well sorry, but you would wanna run if you never get to...EVER
jerem: but..but..but you can run soooo fast and i can't
feraligatr:err.... well then heres an idea, hop on my back and i'll take you where we need to go
jerem:really aww thanks feraligatr
feraligatr: no problem, but which way left or right
jerem:well... lets go left
feral:ok....
jerem hops on feraligatrs back... feraligatr takes off full speed to the lake
they arrive at the lake
jerem:ok this is umm lake verity
feral: cool, sweet water
feraligatr dives in,feraligatr starts swimming around
jerem:huh? oh right, your cold blooded and you need to keep your temperature cool
feral:oooh that feels good
suddenly ryan appears
ryan: who the fuck are you.....GTFO NAOW!
jerem:is that a challenge?
ryan: it is now
jerem:GO FERALIGATR!
ferlaigatr steps up beside jerem
feral:FERAL!!
ryan: ha that pussy of a pokemon doesn't scare me!
feraligatr:we shall see about that..
ryan:GO electrive
jerem:crap, thats not good...hrmmm feraligatr use EARTHQUAKE
ryan:electrive...use thunderbolt
jerem:feraligatr, dodge it
feraligatr dodges Tbolt, but elec is hit byEQ
elctrive falls to thr ground ko'd
ryan: NO GODDAMNED WAY U HAXXOR U CHEATER...
jerem: money please
ryan:NOOOO MONEY FOR THE HAXXOR
jerem: WHAA..
ryan: yep, i won't pay you
jerem(sweet voice): but the rules say...
ryan:too bad
jerem(angry voice): YOU HAVE TO.....or else
ryan:is that a threat?
jerem:you bet your ass it is
ryan:your bluffing
jerem:you think so well than....FERALIGATR
feral:yes?
jerem:this kid here..
ryan: ITS RYAN!
jerem: ryan here need to be taught a lesson *winks*
feral:got it
ryan: who the F are you talking too!?
feral: FERAL!!
feraligatr charged at ryan full speed tackling him to the ground.
ryan:uhgg how dare you!
jerem: money now please
ryan: NOOOO NEVER HAHA
jerem:o god just please, i really don't wanna do this bu-- no wait ya i wanna do this...feraligatr
feral:dinner time?
jerem:yes!
ryan:what the hell yes? wha tare you gonna do to m---
feraligatr was already at him by then
feral:FERAL!!!
ryan: WTF!!!!!!!
jerem:good bye ryan...ok feraligatr
feraligatr had gottin' ryan in his mouth
ryan:AWW WAT THE HELL DA--
feraligatr had eatan him the mid- sentence
jerem:well i hope not everyone is like that
feral:same here...well not really, he tasted good.
jerem:well...hey look his wallet!
jerem takes the wallet and searches for money
feraligatr:well this is quite a fun expiernce so far, im glad i came with you.
jerem:thank you
jerem: ok lets get outta hear
feral:right
---back to lucas----
lucas is having a spaz attack over ryan
lucas: omg where is ryan?111!?! i've been calling his cell day!
hey wait
*flashback*
lucas:HI RYAN!
ryan:LUCAS!
lucas:what skullduggary shall we brew up today?
ryan: WHAT THE FUCK?
lucas:sorry its my word of the day
ryan: watever,look im going somewhere today so meet me at the lake tonight
lucas: GOT IT
lucas:ok now where the jel is my bike!?!!? OMG WHERE IS IT!!! WHERE!!!! MOOOOOM!!1!!1
mom:o god here we go
lucas runnning down stairs
lucas:MOOOM WHERE IS MY BIKE!11?!!
mom:you lent it to dawn sweatie
lucas:NONONO LIES!!
mom:you lent it to her this morning remember?
*flash back*
dawn: hi lucas
lucas: OMG DAWN HEY BABE
dawn: IM NOT YOU GOD DAMMNED GIRLFRIEND!
lucas:PLEASE!!!!! ill lend you my bike!!
dawn:oh hey i lost mine, sure ill take it, BUT only for one day will i be your girlfrined
lucas:OK!
lucas:oh now i remember
mom: ok bye sweetie
lucas:bye
*lucas leaves*
lucas:ok the lake where is it?!?! o yeah its right there....
lucas heads to the small pond
lucas: RYAN WHERE THE F ARE YOU?!?!
lucas goes under water
lucas RYAN WHERE THE F-------
lucas begins drowning
lucas: grrggrrggr aw hrgrgrgrgrgg
suddenly dawn comes up behind him and pulls him up
dawn: wha the HELL LUCAS? you know suicide is not the answer
lucas: I WAS LOOKING FOR RYAN IN THE LAKE!
*dawn used faceplam on lucas*
lucas:WHAT THE FUCK? you r my girlfrined remeber
dawn:im the abusive kind biggrin.gif and anyway this is not the lake...here follow me
the 2 head towards the lake
dawn: OMFG!!!
lucas:OMG WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE JEL, IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS WTF!!
around them is a mess of blood, and bones which of coarse is ryan's
lucas:RYAN RYAN RYAN!!!! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU!!!
dawn:who..who could do this?
lucas: i will find them and have my revnge...
dawn: and i'll help you...we get our pokemon back from the the day care center remember? we'l lpummel them with those
lucas:YES!!!
and with that dawn and lucas were on a hunt to find jerem and feraligatr...
jerem: hey whats this?
*jerem picks up a flyer*
feraligatr: whats it say?
jerem:lets see "today in sandgem town, a guest writer esoteric will be apeearing to tell the children about the newest story he wrote....here is an excpert form that story..........
*jerem finishes reading it*
jerem:wow that looks gay
feraligatr: yeah it does
jerem:well were on our way to sandgem town anyway....and ya know we have no money....damn that ryan for being a poor fuck
feraligatr:what's the time that this is taking palce?
jerem:hmm well its going on right now... and it won't end for a few hours
feraligatr:so what do we do now?
jerem:i dunno, lets just wait....
----lucas & dawn----
they are back in twinleaf
dawn:who could do that?
lucas:i dunn--
*flash back*
lucas:OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!? IS THAT A FERALIGATR!?!?
lucas: DAWN!! it was the feraligatr i told you about!!!1111!!
dawn:wa...what!?ut was real...you weren't having a spaz attack?
lucas: I TOLD YOU!!! NOW ITS YOUR FAULT RYAN DIED!!1111!
dawn: HEY GTFO ME!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
lucas: hey what's this?
lucas picks up the same flyer as jerem
lucas: OMG ESOTERIC WILL BE IN SANDGEM....RIGHT NAOW!!!!! DAWN WE GOTTA GO!!!!!
dawn(feelnig guilty):bu...bu....oh fine
they arrive there, to be the lasts ones in line
esoteric:why hello there, what's your name?
lucas: ITS LUCAS, LIKE Z0MG UR MY FAVORITE WRITER!!!!
esoteric(thinking): o god not him again.......
jerem:only a few mins left, we should hurry up before he leaves
feraligatr:aww man im starving...
jerem: we better hurry
feraligatr:hop on, il lbe able to get us pretty far, but it'l hurt
jerem: ok
jerem hops on feraligatrs back
feraligatr takes of full speed towards sandgem town
jerem:ok were here
feral:ugh i don't know how much longer i can stand this...
jerem:its ok, look people are leaving...here, you go stand in that dark alley way and ill bring him there...
feral: ok
feraligatr goes to stand in the dark alley way
lucas:OMG THAT WAS AWSOMESAUCE!!1111
dawn: dry.gif
lucas: ok now backto the hunt....HEY HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!!
lucas begins pointing toward jerem
dawn: WHAT!?!!?
lucas: look it---
jerem had already gone inside the builing
lucas: IT WAS HIM!!! IT WAS THAT FERALIGATRS TRAINER
dawn:what!!!! WE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!!!!
jerem: hello sir
esoteric: oh sorry, its over
jerem: yes yes i know, look i think theres a cat stuck inside the wall it the alley way (oh like you have a better lure >_>)
and it would be gret for your imge if you saved it...
esoteric:WHAT!!! I GOTTA SAVE IT!!!!!
he takes off full speed to the alley way
jerem: WAIT FOR ME!!
lucas: hey look its eso, H ESO--
dawn: BE QUITE!!!
lucas:you killed ryan
dawn:FU LUCAS FU
lucas: WHAT!?!?!
dawn:i mean, thats where im gonig to college silly
lucas:oh... hey wheres eso going....AND LOOK ITS THA TRAINER!!!! HE YOU STOP!!!!
they 2 take off after them
feraligatr: ermmm aww man the hunger
*distant shouts*
STOP!!!!WAIT UP!!!!!
feral:jerem?
eso and jerem arrive in the alley
eso: now wheres that ca---
feraligatr: FERAL!!!!
eso: WHATS GOING O-----
lucas: STOP!!!!!!
dawn:WAIT UP LUCAS!!!!
they soon arrive
now we see feraligatr standing by the end, jerem a little ib front of him, and the others in a semi circle around them
jerem: ugh
eso: o god not again in the same day...
lucas:ok trainer, we know you killed ryan, even though its dawns faul---
lucas: OWWW WTF!!!
dawn had given lucas the good ol facepalm
dawn: i swear if you say that again...
feraligatr: whats going on?
jerem:i don't really know excactly.....HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW WE KILLED RYAN
feral: well i did actually... and i'd do it again
lucas,dawn,eso: WTF is going on here?!
jerem: wel lets see, since feraligatr can only handle one meal at a time,and we were gonna take eso but...im kinda bored so il lmake this intresting,it seem that you two, lucas and dawn are having a giant arguement so ill ask this to you lucas....would you rather have ferlaigatr eat eso or dawn?
lucas: WHAAT!!!
jerem: you heard me
lucas:bu...bu...neither
jerem: THIS GAME DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT ( i'll give $10 if you can guess where the idea for this line came from)
lucas: well than, ugh...
eso: WAIT WTF? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!
dawn: ME EITHER
eso: but... wouldn't like him to sacrifice the girl he loves for me, that's just not cricket.
lucas: BUT I LUV U ESO!!
eso: but you like dawn better,no? and plus if she dies you won't have any more friends
lucas:but..ok fine, good bye eso
jerem: ok great eso, good bye
feral: ITS ABOUT TIME!!
eso:but can i say one last th----
ferlaigatr eats eso
jerem: nope
lucas: HEY WTF!!!
jerem: well lucas, it seem i've made some enemies already
dawn: HEY WAIT, I CALLED THE POLICE!!
jerem: well thats not good, feraligatr...feral feral feral?
feral: FERAL!!!
lucas & dawn: WTF ARE YOU TALKIN TO IT!?!?
jerem:thats none of your buisness
and with that jerem hops on feraligatr and they take off,knocking down lucas
dawn: HEY WAIT!!!
but it was too late
5 mins later
O. jenny: HELLO, WHERE ARE THEY DAWN...
lucas: they left....
O. jenny WHAAA.. we would have seen them
dawn:no not really accoriding to its dex entir---
jenny: HOW YOU GET ITS DEX ENTRY?
dawn:i did it while no one was looking..
jenny: nice job girl
dawn: thanks, anyway is entry says it can run at blinding speeds so go figure
jenny:damn, but we'll be on the look out
lucas: thank you... those to are bad trouble, i wil get my revenge
jerem:lets see we are in orebrug now...
feraligatr had run the oreburg city and was now panting
feral: so.....now.....what?
jerem:well lets see, theres a gym here...hey wait, i need to take you to a pokemon center
feral:WHY?
jerem:i dunno, but your supposed to take your pokemon to the pokemon center...i think so you can fly back there..wtf?
feral:dry.gif wow i guess you were so obsessed with feraligatrs, you forgot to learn about other pokemon
jerem: NO!...maybe.....ok fine so i don't know much about other pokemon other than their names
feraligatr:dry.gif
jerem:well fine, BUT this map says that you can sty overnight in a center
feral:well then lets go...
jerem:just like that?
feral:yes
so the two head for the pokemon center
jerem:ok here we ar---uh-oh
feral:what?
jerem:umm..your to tall for the door
feral: WHAT!hmmm what if i go on all fours?
jerem: then it looks like your to wide sad.gif
feral: great, so now what
jerem:well we passes by a gas station, lets sleep there
feral: *groans* ugh fine
so the two head back the way they came towards the gas station
its now about 11 pm
jerem:aw man im tired
feral:me two
finally they reach the station, only to find all avaliable spots are taken
jerem: DAMMIT!!
feral: FERAL!!!!
jerem: well uhhh HEY LOOK THERE
sure enough was dawn and lucas however feraligatr was talking a bit too loud and...
dawn: EEEEK!!
lucas: AHHHH!!WHAT111!!
dawn: i just had a dream that i was gonna be eatan by that feraligatr and then i could swear i heard its roar
jerem looked at feraligatr and they both ran behind a tree
lucas:you know i though i heard the same thing....
lucas looks around as if he knew they were here
dawn:it was probably our imaginations
lucas:yeah
they soon fall back to sleep
jerem:feraligatr..
feral:yes?
jerem:are you hungry?
feral:now that you mention it yes, why do you ask?
jerem:well you know, it would be kinda fun to freak those two out
feral:oh i see where you going....
after some talking
jerem:ok?
feral:YES!
and so they went through with their devilish plan
---morning----
dawn:ugh morning already, hey lucas get up we need to get to solaceon town to----EEK!!!
lucas:OMG WUTTT!!!11!! ARE J00 PREGNANT?!?
dawn:UGH! no look around you
lucas looks around
lucas: WOW WTF?!?!? HOLY MOLY SPAZZ!?!?!!
dawn:EEK!! THEY WERE HEAR LUCAS THEY were HERE!
lucas: OMG WHO?!?!
dawn: dry.gif lucas you know sometimes i just wanna POP YOU IN THE FACE
lucas:WHAAAT!?!!?!?
dawn: ugh lucas that the name of the gas station
lucas:were at a gas station
dawn: dear god help me....
what lucas and dawn had seen was the bodies of the other people, but all their head were cut off
----back to last night------
jerem: ok....those 2 over there...
*jerem points to who we know as CKY and MoI*
jerem:those two keep alive for now.....
feraligatr: why?
jerem:i want to battle them
feral:umm why?
jerem:i dunno dry.gif i just do....anyway lets do this
feraligatr begins to go to every person and decappitating them
--a few hrs later---
feral:ok, thats al lof them, exept thos two
jerem:great...
jerem kicks both cky and moi in the face.....hard
cky & moi: owww WTF GTFO NAOW
jerem(thinking)ohmy.gif god they talk worse than lucas dry.gif
cky: hey wtf are j00?
moi:yeah, i was liek dreaming of mudkipz and splicing
jerem:i want a battle...
moi: at 3 in the morning?
jerem:yes
cky: NO!
jerem:what if say we make a bet?
moi: O RLY?
jerem:yes
cky:wat kind of bet?
jerem:ill give you my feraligatr if i lose
cky: O RLY11!?!1
moi:but wat do U want if and i mean IF we lose
jerem:you will die
feraligatr smile.gif
cky:*snorts a nerdy snort* sure...ok..
jerem:then lets go....follow me
jerem leads them to the middle of the route
jerem:lets go
cky:ME shall battle j00 first
jerem:ok
cky: GO GARCHOMP!
cky: ha lets see you pwn my 31 ivs in alls stats and perfect evs
*pushes glasses up on face*
jerem: dry.gif GO FERALIGATR!
feralFERAL!!!
cky:HA more like feralnoobtr
feral: o really, we'll see about that
cky:garchomp sword dance
jerem:feraligatr, ICE PUNCH!
feral:FERAL!!
cky:garchomp, outrage
garchomp:GARC----
cky:NOOO FUCK NOOO
garchomp disobeyed orders
jerem: HAHAHA!!
feraligatr hits garchomp
garchomp fainted!
cky: NOOOOOO dammit, i knew i should gotton that badge
jerem:ok moi your life depends on this...
moi:ok i will pwn j00, GO FARFETCH'D
jerem: ahahaha i think i might die of laughter
moi: grr how dare you!
jerem:feraligatr, ICE FANG!
feral:FERAL!!!
moi:farfetch'd, use fly
farfetc'd;FAR FAR FAR!!
jerem: ugh, feraligatr,hydo pump!
feral: FERAL!!
moi: FLY ATACK!
farfetch'd: FAR!!
*farfetch'd falls asleep*
jerem: hahaahaha thats even funnier the second time,feraligatr use ice fang instead *wink*
feral:oh k i understand, FERAL!!
moi: WAKE UP U DAM BIRD, OR AT LEAST EVOLVE GOD DAMMIT!!
feral: FERAL!!
moi: NO WTF R U DOING!!
moi see that feraligatr is eating farfetch'd
cky: HAHAHA *snort* no pogeymon for u!
jerem: HA! i win the bet, but money first please...
cky & moi: NO!! U HAXXED US!!
jerem:is every trainer this F'ED up in the head?
moi:WE WILL NOT DIE TO YOU!!
cky:YEAH, WE WILL NOT!!
jerem: thats no longer your choice, feraligatr take one
feral: its about time, FERAL!
cky: AW WTF I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE......FIRST!AWW AWW AWW----
(yeah you know what happened)
moi: CKY!!!! NOO NOOO NOOOOOO!
jerem: shut up, time for you to di----
O. jenny: OBJECTION!
jerem: WHAA?
feraligatr: uh-oh
jenny: there they are girls, GO GET THEM!!!
a bunch of officers pop out of the bushes and charge towards them
moi:HAHAHA I WILL TELL THE PPL OF TLF YOU ATE CKY, O MAN YOR GOIN TO GET IT......
jerem: crap, what do we do
feraligatr:ugh, i dunno...
the officers have circled them now
jerem: feraligatr GOOO, they can't take you down
feral: NO! quick hop on...
the officers have almost closed in on them now
jerem:its too late, they'll pull me off you, GO!! i will be back
feral: NO!!! i..i.. ican't leave you
jerem: YOU MUST, PLEASE i will see you again, i promise...please trust me
feral:but...ok
oficer:halt! you are under arrest for the murder of ryan and esoteric, you shall be sentenced to life in jail, alnog with your pokemon...
jerem: GOO!!!! NOW!
feral:I'm sorry
jerem: WHAT?
the cops begin cuffing jerem
officer:where is this pokemon pokeball?
feral:about your face
jerem had not even though about the factthat there was a large scar form feraligatr
jerem: its ok, but PLEASE GO!!!!
feral: i will see you again....
jerem: YES!!
officer:stop shouting TO YOURSELF!
feral: FERAL!!!! FERAL!!!! FERAL!!!
jerem: RUN!!!!
feraligatr begins knocking officers down and runs away into the morning
jerem (crying): im sorry feraligatr, i will do my best to see you again...I WILL!!!! i hope.....
----afternoon-----
lucas and dawn are in soloceon town, as they pick up their pokemon, they see the news
anchor:in local news, a murder by the name of jerem has been caught
dawn: WHAA! YESSS!!!
anchor:he is know to be the caus of ove 10 deaths including ryan, esoteric, cky,and several others
lucas: so it was him.
lucas took his pills today so hes fine
anchor:HOWEVER, his killer pokemon feraligatr was NOT captured
dawn & lucas: WHAAAT!!!11!!!
anchor: and now to the weather....
lucas:wow...thats good news kinda
dawn:well at least he captured, but that feraligatr is very dangerous,there will definatly be more deaths...
judge:how do you plead?
jerem:guilty
judge:well than, you sentence is life in prison
jerem: k
jerem is brought to a cell
officer: night night, you never leave this palce...EVAH!
jerem:k
ArecP:hey a new guy, so wat are you in for?
jerem:who said that?
arec:turn around...
jerem turened around to see a skinny guy sitting on a bench
arec:what are you in for?
jerem:murder
arec:old girlfriend, best friend, drunk?
jerem:well when you have no money and you have a feraligatr too feed, ya, so what are you in for?
arec:TLF put me here for being a noob on IRC chat >_>
jerem: TLF?hmmm do you know a MoI?
arec: i did, he was so n00bish but yeah im in here and hes not, go figure
jerem:yeah, he does talk funny, that ***** ill kill i swear...
arec:well when you have a life sentence...
jerem: I WILL GET OUT....i promised...
arec:i highly doubt that
jerem:we'll see..
feral:*panting* woo thats a lot of running.. hm where am i?
he see a sign
feral:hmm sooolucceeun tooowwwn,hmm what could that mean?
lucas:so dawn, what should we do no-----
dawn:lucas, do not say a word, not ONE WORD,if he see's us he'll surly kill us
lucas had spotted feraligatr who was tentitavely trying to understand the sign
lucas:ok so lets just go inside the pokemon center and---
(im sure you can guess what happened, but for those who can't)ferlaigatr looked up and saw lucas and dawn
feral:HEY!!!
lucas:RUN!!!
dawn:that will be pointless but ok....
they didn't get much past the end of town before they got caught
lucas:nice job you pregnat whale, now weve been caught
feraligatr hold them in place with his hands
feral:please, i wont eat you if you help me...
dawn: EEK!! please don't eat me, eat lucas hes low fat you look like you can lose som we---
lucas:DAWN! WTF!!! DON't GET HIM ANY ANGRYIER!!!
feral:STOP YELLING!!!
lucas and dawn: AHHH!! please don't eat us
feral(thinking): GAW! there usesless they don't even understand me...maye if i can show them what i want...
feraligatr lets go of them
lucas: WHAA?is thissome kind of skullduggary?
feral: shook his head
dawn:so your letting us go
again feraligatr shook his head
dawn:then what?
feraligatr tried to charade jerem hopping on his back, but with no succes
dawn: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
feral: JEREM!!!
lucas: WTF did you just say jerem?
feraligatr titled his head
dawn: omg i think he did, say it again
feraligatr: FERAL!!
lucas: i guess he can't
dawn: well at least we know what he wants, HEY! you want us to help you save jerem don't you?
feraligatr nodded...
----at the beach----
ruesap: aww man swimming is soo fun lalalalal zero lose haahhaahah!!
suddenly ruesap sees something
rue: omg u bitch wailord, did you just swallow that gyrados whole!!!
wailord:waaaaaaaaaaaaaail
translates to yeay fker u got a problem with that?
rue: u bitch, come on and fight me
wailord:i will pwn ur ass
wailord come right next to ruesap
rue:noob lord noob lord hahaahahah!!
wailord:omg thats what that fcking gyrados called me, ima eat j00 now
rue: noob lordnoob lord hahahaha-
wailord swallows ruesap whole
wailrod: now whos the nooob ahahahaha!!
and so 1 tlf admin was down or is he......
lucas:sorry, buy we are not helpnig you save your trainer
feraligatr though about that and decided to try and charae ha he'll make sure he won't eatthem if they help
dawn: what are you trying to say?
feraligatr first hold up 3 fingers
lucas:ok 3 words right?
feraligatr nodded
dawn:ok...
feraligatr pointed at himself
dawn:blue?
lucas:hungry?
feraligatr rolled his eyes
feral(thinking): my EYES
ferlaigatr pointed at his eye
dawn: I?
he nodded
lucas:ok second word
ferlaigatr opened his mouth and prented to be eating
lucas: EAT!
he nodded
lucas:ok final word
feraligatr pointed towards them
dawn: girl?me?ME! US!!!!
ferlaigatr nodded again
lucas:so you WON'T eat us if we help you?
feraligatr nodded
dawn:and if we don't?
feraligatr swept dawn in his hand and held her as if to she he was gonig to eat her
dawn: EEK!! ok we'll help just please put me down....
jerem:ugh damn this, these fcking bars won't budge
arec:well what'd you expect?
jerem(crying): SHUT UP!!! I MUST GET OUT!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!.......PLEASE!!!!!......ARGGG.....DAMMIT!!!
mysterious voice: i think i might be of sssssome help....
jerem:please il do anything
voice:anything you say...well you look pretty tasssssty
jerem:hmp, don't count on it,BUT this guy here il sure looks just as tasty
arec:say WHAT?
jerem: SHUT UP! i don't like you...
voice:well one of you come on over to the barsssss and ill let the other go free...
jerem:who are you?
voice:il ltell you after
jerem:watever...
jerem grabs arec and pushes him towards the bars
arec: WHAA!! HEY STOP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
voice:yum, thank you, now i will sssssssave you, i am --------
jerem: ohmy.gif
jerem: your a...a...a salamence?
salamence:yes
jerem:but than how can i understand you?
salamence:i knew learning english would save me one day...
jerem:wait so, how are you on the other side of the bars
salamence:im the officers pet, but since she doesn't use me, i stay here all day and eat the prisoners, hence the reason no one is here...
jerem:i didn't really notice
sala:dry.gif
jerem:so how are you going to help me..
sala:you will take me with you
jerem:but...where's your pokeball?
sala:on the desk at the end of the hallway
jerem:ok, wait how do I know you won't eat me?
sala:because, i read your file, and i want to be with you..
jerem:my file?
sala: its a record of all that you've done..sheesh how do you not know that?
jerem:well lets say im not from here
sala:kanto?johoto?hoenn?
jerem:no..look just drop that
sala:all right
jerem:hey wait, you can read english too?
sala: well when your stuck down here, reading is the only thing i can do
jerem:jenny isn't much of an owner...
sala:the only reason she has me was to make me a better pokemon, but when that failed she leaves me here, the only think she ever does is bring me some new reports to read,and of coure, i eat all the prisoners..isn't that the worst?
jerem:i've heard worse...
sala:really?
jerem:yeah, look can we not talk about it til i see feraligatr again?
sala:yeah sure
jerem:thanks, im a little touchy on the subject right now...
jerem walk to the end of the hallway
sala:its on the desk over there
jerem:ok
jerem walks over to the desk,and picks up the pokeball
jerem:ok, ill let you out when i need you...
sala:ok..you know theres something about you that makes me want to just be with you
jerem:i've heard that before...anyway
salamence goes into the pokeball
lucas:ok are we clear on the plan?
dawn:yes...you?
she looks up at feraligatr
feraligatr nods
feral:I hope i can do this...
dawn(thinking):i know this won't work, but we've got to give it a shot
lucas(thinking):hmm i think my pills are wearing off....OMG DAWN!! WTF!! I JUST REALIZED HOW WERE GONNA DO THIS!! O CRAP!!!111
the plan was a simple one:lucas and dawn would be swallowed by feraligatr, than he would go to the jail,bust through to jerems cell,let dawn and lucas out,then feraligatr would eat jerem, go out, while dawn and lucas acted like they were kidnapped there, of course there were some complications with the plan...
feral:hop on
lucas: WHAAT'D U SAY?!?!
dawn:uh-oh, lucas' pill wore off and we don't have any more, o well
the 3 head to the front of the jail
dawn:good thing this palce is only a few minutes away from where we were...anyway, *gulp* lets do this..feraligatr open up
feraligatr lowers his head to the ground and opens his mouth up wide
dawn:lucas you go in first, i don't want you to get stuck in his throat
feraligatr: dry.gif
lucas: WAIT Y!!1!11!! AWW I WANT MOAR MUDKIPZ!!111
dawn:lucas, if you don't go, ill push you in, then you'll be in a very awkward position and might get stuck...
lucas:BUT...BUT!!. OH FINE!, i swear if you eat me, i will kill j00
dawn:well that doesn't make much since but..
lucas crawls into feraligatrs mouth, and coninues down his throat
*faintly* oooook immmm heere
dawn looks up at feraligatr who seems to have enjoyed the taste of lucas
dawn:ok, please feraligatr, no tricks
and she crawls in
feral(thinking): i promise
dawn:ooook, leets dooo thiiis
feraligatr stands up
*faintly* wo... anywy lets do this
but after several minutes, feraligatr stayed in place, eyes transfixed on th inside building
dawn: FERALIGATR PLEASE!!!!...
lucas: AIE!! whi is it taking soooooo long!?!!?!11?!111
feral: FERAL!!!!!!!
feraligatr points to the builidng, byt remebers that they can't see and begins to feel like an idiot
feral(thinking): that must be jerem, HA knew he could do it, but what about dawn and lucas, should i eat them, or let thm go free, what if jerem see there with me? will he dis own me?what if he makes me eat them anyway?no, he won't well i don't think so, i hope not, maybe he wouldn't mind being friends with them, i mean all we've done its make enenimes....o yeah i forgot, i need to let lucas and dawn out...
feral:FERAL!!
feraligatr begins pounding his stomach
dawn:FERALIGATR!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!
lucas: AHH IM GONNA DIE, IM GONNA DIE!!!
feral(thinking): ugh, how can i do this...hey is that a lake?
feraligatr sees a lake to thr left
feral:maybe if i turned upside down they will come out..
feraligatr runs over to the lake in hopes of letting lucas and dawn go...
jerem:HAHA!! i love watching people die...
sala:HA! and i enjoy eating thsese people
the two were talking as they left the building...
----earlier------
jerem:ok, here i go....
jerem steps through the exit door
guard: HEY HOW'D YOU GET OUT!?
jerem:thats none of your concern......GO SALAMENCE!!!
sala: SALA!!!!!
jerem:now if you would be so kind to move out of the way...
guard:WHATS GOING ON!?!?! AHH IM PRESSING THE ALARM!!
jerem:no, you won't be..salamence, kill him
sala:SALA!!!
jerem: huh?
sala:oh sorry forgot there for a second...OK!!
guard:AHH!! I GOTTA GET TO THAT ALAR-----
salamence ate the guard
intercom: is everything all right?
jerem(in a manlyier voice):yeah, sorry about that, i had thought i heard something, but it was nothing
intercom:ok, but don't let in happen again
jerem: got it
sala:ok, the exit is right over there, but...
jerem:yes?
sala:well i barely get any food these days and...
jerem:ok, you want to eat the people here?
sala:YESSSS!!
jerem:ok than, i'll be right here when your done
sala:ok,thanks you're really awsome
jerem: yeah, i know
---10 mins later---
sala:ok jerem, im done
jerem:wow that was fast
sala:well not exatly easy, i got shot in the wing
salamence shows jerem a small hole in his wing
jerem:oh, sorry...
sala:well heres what happened...after i left, i overheard someone say there name was hatdude from TLF
jerem: TLF!! i swear they stalking me...
sala: anyway, they turned around so i ate them but...
jerem:but?
sala:well i know you seem to dislike TLF, on account of MoI and cky so, i kept hatdude alive
jerem: HOW!?
sala:well first i kept him under my tongue while i ate all the guards,then i swallowed him cause my tongue was getting tired
jerem:so right now hes in your stomach...alive?
sala:yes
jerem:hmm...i could have some fun with this, anyway lets go...
---back to present time---
jerem:salamence...do you want to remain in the pokeball, or stay out here with me and feraligatr..when we find him
sala:hmm.. well i've grown acustomed to staying out here
jerem:ok...now i need you to help me find feraligatr
sala:how?
jerem:i need you to fly me over the region, i don't know where he is, of if he's even free so i really need it
sala:of course i will..
jerem:thanks
jerem climbs onto salamence
sala:here we go
feral:FERAL!!
dawn:ugh whats going on?
lucas: I DON'T WANNA di--egghe
feraligatr couldn't get them to fal lout so hes now swallownig water in hope they'l lget the idea to get out
dawn:lucas are you ok?
lucas:abllacalca
dawn:quick, i think he wants us to get ou--aabaaaweew
dawn starts to get out, and soon reaches ferlaigatrs mouth
dawn:feraligatr,what happened?
lucas:hey dawn, MOVE!!! i don't like being in here
feral:feeeraaaaawewew
dawn: WHAT?
lucas:DAWN!! GET OUT!!
dawn: oh, right sorry lucas
dawn goes out feraligatrs mouth, and swims to the surface, followed by lucas, then feraligatr
feral:FERAL!!
lucas:WHAAT!?
jerem:what was that?
jerem had faintly heard feraligatrs call
sala:i'll take us down..
salamence takes the mto the lake front
jerem:fer...feraligatr...(tears start running down his face)FERALIGATR!!!!
feral:JEREM!!!!
feraligatr climbs out of the water over to to hug jerem
jerem:FERALIGATR!!!!
they remain hugging for a few more minutes
lucas:GAYNESS ALERT!!
jerem:WHAA? lucas...
jerem looks around and see dawn
jerem:dawn...hmm,feraligatr?
feral:yes?
jerem:did you ask them for help?
feral:yes, but how did you know?
jerem:well if weren't hellping them, then you would have ate them so....O YEAH, feraligatr i met a new friend, salamence
sala:hello
feral:hi...jerem?
jerem:yes yes, he helped me escape, AND he captured a TLF member...so he will be coming with us
feral:how did you know i was gonna ask that?...o nevermind, welcome salamence
dawn:umm can i say something
jerem:yes
dawn:well i know you might not like this but feraligatr made a promise that if we helped him that he....
jerem:wouldn't eat you?
dawn:ok now thats getting creepy..but anyway, he said
jerem:ok, well feraligatr trusted you to help him so, you are free from my wrath...
lucas: BUT YOU KILLED RYAN!!!
jerem:he had it coming...
dawn:WHAAT? explain!
jerem:well he starts talking to me angirly, and then we battle, and then he calls me a hacker and then he doesn't pay me so i have feraligatr tackle him and still no money so i have feraligatr eat him...
dawn:but thats still no reason to...o wait well maybe but lucas will not forgive you
lucas: NO!! I WON'T!!
jerem:lucas, take some pills
feral:they ran out
jerem: >_>, anyway if you want, you can come with me on my journy
dawn:all you've done is kill and destroy.. why would we come with you?
jerem:well once i get through with these TLF people, i will become a normal trainer
dawn:well i don't know.....meh ok
lucas:HEY WAITH I DON----
lucas:OWW U MOFO!!
dawn slapped lucas....again
dawn:please lucas, this could be fun
lucas:GAW!!! NO!!!!
dawn:please?
lucas:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!
dawn:well sorry jerem, i don't leave lucas
jerem:very well than, good bye may we meat again
dawn:yes, good bye
jerem:now that they're gone, salamence could you get hatdude out here?
sala:yes
salamence flies into the air, tun upside down and starts coughing up hatdude, then flies back down
hatdude:IM ALIVE!!!
jerem:not for long
hatdude: WHO ARE YOU?DID YOU MAKE THAT SALAMENCE EAT ME?
jerem:im glad he did, and he'll do it again if you don't shut up
hat dude fall silent
jerem:now tell me about TLF....
hatdude:wh..why?
jerem:because if you don't, i will torture you worse than i will MoI
hatdude:how do you know MoI?...WAIT!are you jerem?
jerem:yes, now if you don't answer me i will---
hatdude cuts him off
hatdude:AHH!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE YOUR POKEMON EAT ME!!!
jerem:ANSWER MY GOD DAMNED QUESTION OR THEY WILL!
hatdude:oo..ok,el TLF is a buch of people who come together and help people understand pokemon
jerem:thats it?
hatdude:y..yes
jerem:and what were you doing here?
hatdude:w--well one of our members,wiik was supposed to be here, and i was gonig to tell him that one of our leader ruesap,died
sala:so that means...i ate him
hat:y..yes
jerem:well i want to know if hes still alive?
sala:but i ate him
jerem:yes, but, you may have swallowed him,in which case he could still be alive,hatdude if you would be so kind as to go look in salamence's---
hat:O NO PLEASE NO!!!
jerem:well ok if you really don't want to,feraligatr...
feral:yes?
jerem:you wouldn't mind if you ate him would you?
feral:not at all
jerem:and salamence, would you mind re-eating him after?
sala:nope not at all
hatdude:WAIT O PLEASE DON'T, BEING EATAN ONCE IS ENOUGH,BUT MORE THAN THAT! O PLEASE NO!
jerem:than do as I say...
hatdude:NO!! OH PLEASE THERE MUST BE ANO---
jerem:feraligatr, do it
hatdude:NOOOO---
feraligatr swallowed him
*faintly* AHHHHHH
jerem:now feraligatr,spit him up please
feral:ill try
feral goes over to the edge of the lake and starts spitting hatdude back up
hatdude: O PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
jerem:THAN DO AS I SAY!
hat:bu...bu..ok
jerem:ok, but wash yourself first, i'm sure salamence wouldn't like to to eat feraligatrs saliva
hatdude:oh, ok
hatdude wipes water all over himself
jerem:now go inside salamence and look for wiik, and tell him to come out here,but you must stay in
hatdude:WHY!?
jerem:ill tell you afterwards
hat:o..ok
sala:ok
salamence opens his mouth and hatdude crawls in
jerem:ok lets go
sala:what?i though that---
jerem:nope, I don't really care about wiik,hell i would like this mess with TLF to end,after im through with MoI that is
sala:so im gonna eat hatdude right?
jerem:yep
sala:ok, but now hat do we do?
feral:yeah
jerem:well lets have some fun...
feral:sweet
sala:what shall we do?
jerem: I have an idea...salamence?
sala:yes?
jerem:can you take us to the clouds?
sala:sure, hop on
jerem and feraligatr get on salamence
sala:here we go...
----TLF headquarters----
phiddlesticks:where is hatdude, he should have been back now, O CRAP JEREM MIGHT GOT TO HIM! hmmm i should go see him......
jerem:look for TLF headquarters
sala & feral:got it
after about an hour
phiddle:hmm WTF happened here?
he is inside the building and sees blood stains everywhere
sala:can we please take a break, im getting tir----
jerem:are you ok?
sala (in a raspy voice):no I, my thorat, something is stuck
jerem:OH crap, hatdude...sala, open up
sala:what will you do?
jerem: save you, NOW HURRY
salamence opens his mouth
jerem: ok turn your head so i can climb in
salamence does so
jerem:ok, ill save you salamence
jerem climbs into salamence's mouth and spots hatude at the end of his throat
jerem:hatdude...ILL KILL YOU!!!
jerem crawls over to his throat
hatdude: WHAA...what was that
jerem: ILL KILL YOU!!
jerem does a small leap at hatdude, sending them both to his stomach
jerem is punching hatdude
jerem: ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
hatdude: OWW!! PLEASE STOP!!
jerem:NO!!!I WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE ANY LONGER!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MoI!!
hatdude:OW!!aren't you a little emotional
that set jerem off
jerem: FUCK YOU!!!!! FU!!!!!!!! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
and at that jerem knocks hatdude out
jerem stands up, but must keep his head down
jerem:i will make sure you die...
feral:hmm whats taking him so long?
they had now landed and awaited for jerem
sala: i don't know, but i feel a rumbling in my stomach so i would assume he's there
feral:but, what if he gets digested...
sala:he won't, i haven't known him that long but he just gives you that sense that he know what your doing ya'no?
feral:yeah
(at this point, salamence begins digesting)
sala:oh no
feral:what?
sala: i can feel myself digesting something
feral: WHAAT!?
---before that---
jerem: i will make sure you die, i will stay here untill salamence begins digesting you
this was said 1 minute before salamence begins digestion, and hatdude had woken up
hatdude:but you will get digsted too
jerem: i expect to only get partially
hatdude:what if i restrain you?
*jerem kicks hatdude in the face* 30 secs. left
jerem: i doubt you will now
hatdude:ugh, damn you i hope you have a worse fate than this
jerem: i doubt that
suddenly there is movement
jerem:well i guess that's my cue,good bye hatdude, i hope this is very painful for you
acidic juices start secreting
jerem tries to crawl up salamences throat, but can't get his grip
jerem:CRAP!
hatdude:HAHA!!!!OWWW FUCK!!!
the acid begins flooding salamence's stomach
jerem: oww fuck, but ive felt worse
jerem again tries to climb up, but no succes
hatdude: FUCK!!!!! BUT HAHA, YOU SHAL DIE HERE WITH ME----FUCK!!!!
jerem:NO! this is not how i will die...
hat:TOO LATE, YOUR DEAD HAHAH!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
hat's skin begin to disolve, and his skeleton began showing, while jeresm feet begin to do the same
jerem:UGH!!! wait, i can stand on hatdude...
jerem picks up hats semi dead body and places under salamences throat for a boost
jerems stands on hatdude and is able to pull himself up
hatdude:goo....to....hell
hatdude becomes submerged in acid
jerem:nah
jerem slwoly makes his way up salamences throat...
sala:hey, i can feel something
feraligatr had been leaning on a tree, deep in thought
feral:WHAAT?
salamence opens his mouth, and feraligatr can see jerem climbing out
feral:JEREM!!!
jerem:ugh, salamence, can you help me out of here?
jerem colud no longer pull himself, his feet had been complety burned
salamence pulls jerem out of his mouth, and lays him down
sala:what happened?
jerem: i wanted to make sure hatdude died, and when i waited, i could'nt get out so thats why my feet our like this, OW!! FUCK!!
the wind had blown and caused jerem some pain
jerem:i don't think i can walk
sala:its ok, you can stay on my back, you did save my life risking yours
jerem:thats what i do,i try to put you guys first, ive been trained like that, and to handle pain
salamence lift jerem onto his back
sala:so can you tell me where your from?
feral:well to tell you the truth, im not entirly sure where it was..
jerem:its a parallel world
sala:WHAA?
jerem:yes, it has no name, and our customs are very different
sala:wow,ok then how did you meet feraligatr
feral:well...
feraligatr begins telling salamence about their meeting
sala:so, wow thats a cool story
suddenly phiddlesticks appears.
phiddle:HEY!
jerem:what?
phiddle:your jerem right?
jerem: i could be, what's it to you?
phiddle:well if you are, than TLF would like to knoe that they're after you, good bye
jerem:good bye? HA i don't think so
phiddle:well you don't seem in any position to atack me, im phiddlrsticks by the way
jerem:well I'M certainly not in any postion,but feraligatr and salamnce sure as hell are, and yes i am the infamous jerem
phiddle:oh? i doubt you will be after, GO GENGAR
jerem:a fight you want? feraligatr, dragon dance
feraligatr dances like a dragon
phiddle:gengar hypnosis!
feraligatr, dodge it, and salamence take us in the air
sala:you got it
jerem:feraligatr, crunch!
phiddle:gengar,DESTINY BOND!
jerem:ugh
feraligatr attacks gengar, but feraligatr missed
jerem: NICE FERALIGATR, NOW CRUNCH!
phiddle: QUICK GENGAR DESTIN---- CRAP!!!
feraligatr hit gengar
jerem:well phiddle, it seems you are no longer an a good position
phiddle:i did not expect to lose...
jerem:feraligatr! EAT HIM!
feral:yes, ill make this a painful kill
feraligatr rushes towards phiddlesticks,and crunches his body
phiddle:AHHH!!!!
jerem:DAM YOU!!!!
feral:ok now time for the kill
phiddle: AHHH!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!
feraligatr eats phiddlesticks
jerem:HA!
feral:hmm tasty
jerem:good, anyway salamence i would really like to learn how to speak your language
sala:well it looks like we will have plenty of time for that...
---several days later---
sala:wow your a fast learner
jerem:yeah i know, it took me a lot longer to learn feraligatr's language
feral:and it looks like your feet are healed too
jerems feet had gotton a lot better, but was still unable to walk
jerem:i think we should visit dawn and lucas
sala:why?
jerem:i dunno, i want to see if lucas is still a spaz
feral:HA! he probaly is though
sala:wel lets go find out
----twinleaf town----
sala:we're here
jerem had fallen asleep
jerem:ugh, 5 more minutes please
feraligatr lightly whacks jerem with his tail
feral:c'mon jerem wake up
jerem:ugh, ok
jerem props himself up
sala:how do we know they're here?
jerem:if they are, lucas will be runni gout here any minute if you roar
sala:SALA!!!
feral:FERAL!!!!!
a minute goes by and lucas come running out...
lucas: Z0mg PL0X ITS YOU!111!!
jerem:yes it is, hello lucas
suddenly dawn comes running out from his house
dawn:LUCAS!! YOUR PIL-- o hi guys
jerem:hello dawn, go give lucas his pills please
dawn: oh, right, LUCAS!
lucas:but i don't wanna
dawn walks over to lucas, takes a pill from the container, punches lucas in thr face, and shoves the pill down his throat
dawn:there we go
jerem: well that certanely wouldn't be how i would have done it but whatever
dawn:so why are you guys here?
jerem:well i had a little incident, and i can't walk right now so i spent the last few days learning to understand salamence, and so i thought i would stop by here
lucas:incident?
jerem: yeah well, here i tell you about it
jerem tells lucas and dawn what happened
dawn:wow, i sure as hel lwouldn't have done that to save my pokemon, but then again they'l never be in that situation so..
feral:jerem, im getting hungry
sala:me too
jerem:ok we'll go, see you two later
dawn:ok bye
lucas:bye bye
lucas and dawn go back inside
jerem:ok salamence, can you take us to sno---
mom: JEREM, WAKE UP.
jerem:urrr i don't wanna
mom: NOW, don't you remember what day it is?
jerem:ummm...err....no
mom: >_>
jerem:umm wait, O *** i forgot, its the day i get my pokemon
mom:you use the word "pokemon" loosely, I can guarantee they'll let you get a feraligatr
jerem: you don't know that...mom: the elders look at everything you do...
jerem:so
mom:well i guess the fact you know everything about feraligatrs, INCLUDING their language,will absolutely not affect their decision.
jerem:well still, no one has ever managed to tame a feraligatr, and live anyway
mom:well you might be the first, how sweet will that be?
jerem:pretty awesome i guess
mom: anyway you should leave now
jerem: I HAVEN"T EVEN EATAN BREAKFEAST YET.
mom: too bad now go...
jerem:but...
mom:GO!
jerem:fine
*jerem walks out the front door*
mom: I LOVE YOU, GOOD LUCK
jerem:bye.
*jerem spits on the door*
jerem: FINALLY, god damn i hate you you ******, anyway i hope i can do get feraligatr, that would really rock.....
and with that hateful gesture to his mom, jerem was off
-----last night-------
In the deliberating room, the three elders of this world are discussing what pokemon jerem might possibly have...
elder 1:well next on the list to decide is Jerem.
elder 2: what do we know about him?
elder 3: well he asked for feraligatr, and it would seem he has researched the m quite a lot.
elder 1:well it seems we shall assign him the task of feraligatr.
elder 3:but, no one has tamed feraligatr, he might just be another victim....
elder 2: well we shall have to see
elder 1:very well than, Jerem shall be assigned feraligatr, lets hope he can do it.
---back to preset time---
we see jerem outside what looks like a white palace..
*jerem is outside the hall of assignment (i know i know)*
jerem:ok, here i go
*inside*
elder 1:welcome jerem
jerem: hello elder
elder 1: we have come to a decision...
jerem(thinking): O RLY?
elder1:... you shall be assigned...
jerem: come on come on
elder 1: ...FERALIGATR
jerem: SWEEEEET
elder 1: now, i shall explain what will happen next
jerem:ok
elder 1:now, you will be put in a room with feraligatr for 1 hr
jerem: ok
elder 1: in that time, you must be-friend the feraligatr or tame it.
jerem:ok
elder 1: this will be harder for you that any other, due to feraligatr's vicious nature
jerem:i know i know
elder 1: Are you ready?
Jerem *whew* umm yeah i think so
elder 1: then come this way
*the elder leads jerem to a small door*
jerem: thats it!?
from what it looks like, the room could be no larger that 10ft x 10ft
elder 1: yes, now you have one hour starting as soon as you enter
jerem:ok
*jerem goes to the door*
elder 1: be warned, you will not be able to leave once you enter
jerem: wish me luck
elder 1: you'll need it.
*jerem enters the door*
jerem: wow its bigger than i thought, o man its really dark in here crap i think i'm gonna piss my pants this place is ***** scary
*suddenly jerem hears the feraligatr*
feraligatr: FERAL FERAL FERAL!!
jerem: O ***
at this the light began swaying and it got harder to see
feraligatr: FERAL!
jerem:*** *** o ***, dammit why can't i remember anything i read... c'mon.... DAMMIT.....hrm wait...yes yes i think i can remember, the last thing he just said was....AWW **** *** DAMMIT
ferlaigatr had just slashed jerem in the cheek, leaving a large mark in which blood drooped down.
jerem:god dammit that hurt, ok how will i do thi...AWW FUCKIT!!!
he had been slashed again
feraligatr FERAL FERAL FERAL!!!!
jerem:ok that means...(everything from now on will be translated)
that means um....
feraligatr: DIE DIE DIE!
jerem: yep thats definitely not good for me..MOTHER **** DAM!
jerem was slashed...again
*jerem is now running away now
he stops when he reaches a dead end*
ok let see how did i plan this
jerem (thinking):lets see, my plan was to try and tire it out, AWW DAMMIT thats gonna hurt in the morning...anyway, then ill try talking to it to calm it down, then make some small talk and work my way from their,OR plan 2 was to try and take the pain and hope he grants me a fina lwish before he kills me..o god i hope i can pull of the first one.
feraligatr: WHERE ARE YOU?
*feraligatr uses earthquake*
the lights are now flickering
jerem: aw crap this sucks
feraligatr:I'M GONNA *** YOU UP
feraligatr was roaring this by now and jerem was very scared by now
jerem:
unsure.gif ok now time to try and t.....AWWWWW MOTHER *******
feraligatr had found jerem and decided to crunch his leg, leaving him crippled on the ground
jerem: wait please don't kill me....yet anyways?
ferlaigatr:I SHOW NO MERCY.
jerem:pretty please
feraligatr:NO!
jerem: but, don't you find it a little weird that i can understand you?
feraligatr ponders that for a minute
feraligatr:i just realized that...fine ill let you live for a little while longer.
jerem:thank you
feraligatr: hmmp
jerem:so uhh what is it like when your not here killing people?
feraligatr:ill answer that if you answer this: how do you understand me?
jerem: well lets say i'm a bit obsessed with feraligatrs...and i studied a lot for this A LOT
feraligatr:so you learned my language!?
jerem:well...yes
feraligatr:wow, i give you credit for that.
jerem:thank you, now can you answer my question?
feraligatr:well, its not exactly something you wanna talk about...
jerem:???
feraligatr:well let me just say it really sucks i mean it REALLY SUCKS.
jerem:how so?
feraligatr:well all of us pokemon are kept in a room not much bigger that than this...
*feraligatr walk around i a square to show the dimensions of the room which seem to be about 30ft by 35ft*
jerem:ALL 400+ POKEMON!?
feraligatr:yes
jerem: wow that sucks, i feel sorry for you.
feraligatr make a small smile but quickly goes back to his serious face
ANNOCMENT: JEREM, JEREM if you are still alive, than you have 30 mins left.
jerem: still alive? so i assume no one else has survived this long?
ferlaigatr:nope, but you, there's something about you that makes me like you, like i would let you be my trainer...maybe
jerem: really?
feraligatr: i said maybe...
jerem:so how can i persuade you to let me?
feraligatr hmm well...
feraligatr knows what to do but is unsure to say it..
jerem: well?
feraligatr: i don't know....wait, if you can prove that i can really trust you, i'll go with you
jerem:and if i can't?
feraligatr:well then... I'll eat you
jerem: sad.gif , but how can i make you trust me in like 30 mins?
ANNONCMENT: 15 mins left
jerem: or 15 mins...
feraligatr:uhh i just can't get over the feeling i have when im around you, its like i don't know i can't explain it
jerem:well that was i bit random, but maybe that means you were supposed to go with me
feraligatr:maybe, but i still don't know if i can trust you
jerem:err well i think of something
feraligatr:or maybe erm...
jerem:what?
feraligatr:well its just i don't get much food ya no so usually i eat the other pokemon...
jerem:dry.gif
feraligatr:and not many people try to tame me so i never really eat much but the thing is, i have a sweet tooth for meat now
jerem:umm i don't know where your going with this but...
feraligatr:WELL, i was thinking that i could like eat you...kinda
jerem: WHAT!?
feraligatr:well not eat you really, more like swallow
jerem:i stil ldon't under....
feraligatr: I WANT TO TASTE HUMAN ALRIGHT, i won't really eat you, but taste you
jerem: errr i don't know, is there any other way?
feraligatr:not that you'll find out in 15mins
jerem:well err i guess, but explain what your going to do
feraligatr:simple, i get you in my mouth, swallow you, turn lay down, then you crawl bak up my throat
jerem:well thats a little weird but, won't you choke if im crawling up your throat?
feraligatr:thats how ill know if I can trust you, you'll have to be fast.
jerem:errr alright i guess
at that moment feraligatr swept jerem up in its mouth
jerem:uhh this is very weird...
feraligatr:uuk nuuw i weell sweelew you
jerem:ok.......
(picture a person inside a feraligatrs mouth, with a small part of their upper boddy sticking out)
feraligatr swallows jerem, then quickly lies to the ground
feraligatr:aww so good
*fwe faintly hear jerem*
jerem:ook...now...i....going...up....throat
feraligatr:ok
after 5 mins jerem safely has made it out of feraligatr
jerem:o god, i'm never doing that again
feraligatr:thank you jerem, i will now be your pokemon in the world
jerem:thank you
-------outside of the room---------
elder 1:so what do you guys think happened?
elder 2:dead
elder 1: dry.gif
elder 3: i hope he did it..
elder 1: well times up, lets go see
the group proceeds to the door
elder 1: ok...
they go to the door and he opens the door.
inside the room jerem hears a noise
jerem: what was that?
ferlaigatr:i don't know, but time is probably up we should head to the door
jerem:right
they go to the door,when they get their 3 very surprised elders await
elder 1: wo..wo... congrats jerem yo..yo..you've done it, you've ACTUALLY DONE IT!
jerem:thank you
elder 2: i can't believe it i just can't
(remeber only jerem understands feraligatr)
feraligatr:is it REALLY that hard to believe
jerem: i guess so
elder 2: hmm?
jerem: O nothing..
elder 3: anyway, now that you've done it, you are ready for your journy.
elder 1:here..
*jerem is handed some pokeballs, a pokedex, and a bag*
elder 2: these will help you
jerem:why do i need the pokedex if i already know many of the pokemon?
elder 3:because many of the trainers you meet are not like us, and will find it a bit odd if your a new trainer who know the name of every pokemon
jerem: oh
elder 1:but you don't need to pull it put for every pokemon, just once it a while
jerem: got it.
elders: now follow us
the elders lead jerem and feraligatr to a transporter room
in the middle of the room stands a large transporter
elder 1: now before you leave, do you have any questions?
jerem:no i don-- o wait, what about feraligatrs pokeball?
elders: uhh o yeah about that we uhh see we never thought anyone would tame feraligatr and we needed the pokeball so technically, he doesn't have one
jerem: WHAT? does that mean anyone could throw a pokeball and catch him?
feraligatr:hmmp if someone tries that than they've got another thing coming
*jerem can't help but smile*
jerem: ha, well that would settle that matter i guess
elders: *confused* waaa?
jerem: o err something feraligatr said
elders: oh, well were all a little amazed you understand him
feraligatr: me too
elders: but don't fret about trainers catching him, they can't
jerem:aww
elders:???
jerem: oh never mind
elders:anyway, since feraligatr DID have a pokeball, trainers can't catch him
jerem:ok
feraligatr:darn
elders:now for the final time, are you ready?
jerem:YES!
feraligatr:YES!
elders: than let your very own adventure unfold as you become the greatest pokemon trainer ever(i know i know)
jerem nods
elders: now step through the transporter
jerem and feraligatr go into the portal
elders:now to activate it
computer:10..9..8..7..6..5..4...3..2..1
jerem:BYE!
feraligatr: FERAL!!!!!
----at that moment the teleporter activated------
now the two are in twin leaf town, sinnoh region
we see the two lying face down, suddenly the come to...
jerem:oh oh man my head hurts
feral:o so does mine
jerem:ok so lets see where we are...
*jerem pulls out the town map*
jerem:lets see... we are in twinleaf town
feraligatr:ok...now what do we do?
jerem:well lets fight someone so we can get some money
feraligatr: YES
as the two leave twin leaf, a confused lucas is looking out his window
lucas:OMG OMG OMG! who the hell are they? omg what if that feraligatr isn't trained! omg! i gotta call ryan
phone:*ring ring* *ring ring*
lucas: GAW! no answer, fine ill call dawn
pone:*ring*
dawn:hello?
lucas: OMG OMG OMG DAWN I JUST SAW SOMTHING DO FREAKY!
dawn: *sigh* what is it?
lucas: well i was staring outside my window and all the sudden BAM a trainer and a ferlaigatr just appeared on the ground..and...and...............then i called ryan................then you......
dawn:oh intresting , can i go?
lucas: IM NOT LYING!
dawn:of course not....bye
lucas:noo wait..talk to rowa--
phone: beep beep beep
lucas:NOOOOOO!
in the middle of the route, we see jerem panting,while feraligatr is full of energy
jerem:man i don't wanna walk anymore
feraligatr:me neither..i wanna RUN!
jerem: dry.gif
feraligatr: well sorry, but you would wanna run if you never get to...EVER
jerem: but..but..but you can run soooo fast and i can't
feraligatr:err.... well then heres an idea, hop on my back and i'll take you where we need to go
jerem:really aww thanks feraligatr
feraligatr: no problem, but which way left or right
jerem:well... lets go left
feral:ok....
jerem hops on feraligatrs back... feraligatr takes off full speed to the lake
they arrive at the lake
jerem:ok this is umm lake verity
feral: cool, sweet water
feraligatr dives in,feraligatr starts swimming around
jerem:huh? oh right, your cold blooded and you need to keep your temperature cool
feral:oooh that feels good
suddenly ryan appears
ryan: who the fuck are you.....GTFO NAOW!
jerem:is that a challenge?
ryan: it is now
jerem:GO FERALIGATR!
ferlaigatr steps up beside jerem
feral:FERAL!!
ryan: ha that pussy of a pokemon doesn't scare me!
feraligatr:we shall see about that..
ryan:GO electrive
jerem:crap, thats not good...hrmmm feraligatr use EARTHQUAKE
ryan:electrive...use thunderbolt
jerem:feraligatr, dodge it
feraligatr dodges Tbolt, but elec is hit byEQ
elctrive falls to thr ground ko'd
ryan: NO GODDAMNED WAY U HAXXOR U CHEATER...
jerem: money please
ryan:NOOOO MONEY FOR THE HAXXOR
jerem: WHAA..
ryan: yep, i won't pay you
jerem(sweet voice): but the rules say...
ryan:too bad
jerem(angry voice): YOU HAVE TO.....or else
ryan:is that a threat?
jerem:you bet your ass it is
ryan:your bluffing
jerem:you think so well than....FERALIGATR
feral:yes?
jerem:this kid here..
ryan: ITS RYAN!
jerem: ryan here need to be taught a lesson *winks*
feral:got it
ryan: who the F are you talking too!?
feral: FERAL!!
feraligatr charged at ryan full speed tackling him to the ground.
ryan:uhgg how dare you!
jerem: money now please
ryan: NOOOO NEVER HAHA
jerem:o god just please, i really don't wanna do this bu-- no wait ya i wanna do this...feraligatr
feral:dinner time?
jerem:yes!
ryan:what the hell yes? wha tare you gonna do to m---
feraligatr was already at him by then
feral:FERAL!!!
ryan: WTF!!!!!!!
jerem:good bye ryan...ok feraligatr
feraligatr had gottin' ryan in his mouth
ryan:AWW WAT THE HELL DA--
feraligatr had eatan him the mid- sentence
jerem:well i hope not everyone is like that
feral:same here...well not really, he tasted good.
jerem:well...hey look his wallet!
jerem takes the wallet and searches for money
feraligatr:well this is quite a fun expiernce so far, im glad i came with you.
jerem:thank you
jerem: ok lets get outta hear
feral:right
---back to lucas----
lucas is having a spaz attack over ryan
lucas: omg where is ryan?111!?! i've been calling his cell day!
hey wait
*flashback*
lucas:HI RYAN!
ryan:LUCAS!
lucas:what skullduggary shall we brew up today?
ryan: WHAT THE FUCK?
lucas:sorry its my word of the day
ryan: watever,look im going somewhere today so meet me at the lake tonight
lucas: GOT IT
lucas:ok now where the jel is my bike!?!!? OMG WHERE IS IT!!! WHERE!!!! MOOOOOM!!1!!1
mom:o god here we go
lucas runnning down stairs
lucas:MOOOM WHERE IS MY BIKE!11?!!
mom:you lent it to dawn sweatie
lucas:NONONO LIES!!
mom:you lent it to her this morning remember?
*flash back*
dawn: hi lucas
lucas: OMG DAWN HEY BABE
dawn: IM NOT YOU GOD DAMMNED GIRLFRIEND!
lucas:PLEASE!!!!! ill lend you my bike!!
dawn:oh hey i lost mine, sure ill take it, BUT only for one day will i be your girlfrined
lucas:OK!
lucas:oh now i remember
mom: ok bye sweetie
lucas:bye
*lucas leaves*
lucas:ok the lake where is it?!?! o yeah its right there....
lucas heads to the small pond
lucas: RYAN WHERE THE F ARE YOU?!?!
lucas goes under water
lucas RYAN WHERE THE F-------
lucas begins drowning
lucas: grrggrrggr aw hrgrgrgrgrgg
suddenly dawn comes up behind him and pulls him up
dawn: wha the HELL LUCAS? you know suicide is not the answer
lucas: I WAS LOOKING FOR RYAN IN THE LAKE!
*dawn used faceplam on lucas*
lucas:WHAT THE FUCK? you r my girlfrined remeber
dawn:im the abusive kind biggrin.gif and anyway this is not the lake...here follow me
the 2 head towards the lake
dawn: OMFG!!!
lucas:OMG WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE JEL, IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS WTF!!
around them is a mess of blood, and bones which of coarse is ryan's
lucas:RYAN RYAN RYAN!!!! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU!!!
dawn:who..who could do this?
lucas: i will find them and have my revnge...
dawn: and i'll help you...we get our pokemon back from the the day care center remember? we'l lpummel them with those
lucas:YES!!!
and with that dawn and lucas were on a hunt to find jerem and feraligatr...
jerem: hey whats this?
*jerem picks up a flyer*
feraligatr: whats it say?
jerem:lets see "today in sandgem town, a guest writer esoteric will be apeearing to tell the children about the newest story he wrote....here is an excpert form that story..........
*jerem finishes reading it*
jerem:wow that looks gay
feraligatr: yeah it does
jerem:well were on our way to sandgem town anyway....and ya know we have no money....damn that ryan for being a poor fuck
feraligatr:what's the time that this is taking palce?
jerem:hmm well its going on right now... and it won't end for a few hours
feraligatr:so what do we do now?
jerem:i dunno, lets just wait....
----lucas & dawn----
they are back in twinleaf
dawn:who could do that?
lucas:i dunn--
*flash back*
lucas:OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!? IS THAT A FERALIGATR!?!?
lucas: DAWN!! it was the feraligatr i told you about!!!1111!!
dawn:wa...what!?ut was real...you weren't having a spaz attack?
lucas: I TOLD YOU!!! NOW ITS YOUR FAULT RYAN DIED!!1111!
dawn: HEY GTFO ME!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
lucas: hey what's this?
lucas picks up the same flyer as jerem
lucas: OMG ESOTERIC WILL BE IN SANDGEM....RIGHT NAOW!!!!! DAWN WE GOTTA GO!!!!!
dawn(feelnig guilty):bu...bu....oh fine
they arrive there, to be the lasts ones in line
esoteric:why hello there, what's your name?
lucas: ITS LUCAS, LIKE Z0MG UR MY FAVORITE WRITER!!!!
esoteric(thinking): o god not him again.......
jerem:only a few mins left, we should hurry up before he leaves
feraligatr:aww man im starving...
jerem: we better hurry
feraligatr:hop on, il lbe able to get us pretty far, but it'l hurt
jerem: ok
jerem hops on feraligatrs back
feraligatr takes of full speed towards sandgem town
jerem:ok were here
feral:ugh i don't know how much longer i can stand this...
jerem:its ok, look people are leaving...here, you go stand in that dark alley way and ill bring him there...
feral: ok
feraligatr goes to stand in the dark alley way
lucas:OMG THAT WAS AWSOMESAUCE!!1111
dawn: dry.gif
lucas: ok now backto the hunt....HEY HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!!
lucas begins pointing toward jerem
dawn: WHAT!?!!?
lucas: look it---
jerem had already gone inside the builing
lucas: IT WAS HIM!!! IT WAS THAT FERALIGATRS TRAINER
dawn:what!!!! WE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!!!!
jerem: hello sir
esoteric: oh sorry, its over
jerem: yes yes i know, look i think theres a cat stuck inside the wall it the alley way (oh like you have a better lure >_>)
and it would be gret for your imge if you saved it...
esoteric:WHAT!!! I GOTTA SAVE IT!!!!!
he takes off full speed to the alley way
jerem: WAIT FOR ME!!
lucas: hey look its eso, H ESO--
dawn: BE QUITE!!!
lucas:you killed ryan
dawn:FU LUCAS FU
lucas: WHAT!?!?!
dawn:i mean, thats where im gonig to college silly
lucas:oh... hey wheres eso going....AND LOOK ITS THA TRAINER!!!! HE YOU STOP!!!!
they 2 take off after them
feraligatr: ermmm aww man the hunger
*distant shouts*
STOP!!!!WAIT UP!!!!!
feral:jerem?
eso and jerem arrive in the alley
eso: now wheres that ca---
feraligatr: FERAL!!!!
eso: WHATS GOING O-----
lucas: STOP!!!!!!
dawn:WAIT UP LUCAS!!!!
they soon arrive
now we see feraligatr standing by the end, jerem a little ib front of him, and the others in a semi circle around them
jerem: ugh
eso: o god not again in the same day...
lucas:ok trainer, we know you killed ryan, even though its dawns faul---
lucas: OWWW WTF!!!
dawn had given lucas the good ol facepalm
dawn: i swear if you say that again...
feraligatr: whats going on?
jerem:i don't really know excactly.....HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW WE KILLED RYAN
feral: well i did actually... and i'd do it again
lucas,dawn,eso: WTF is going on here?!
jerem: wel lets see, since feraligatr can only handle one meal at a time,and we were gonna take eso but...im kinda bored so il lmake this intresting,it seem that you two, lucas and dawn are having a giant arguement so ill ask this to you lucas....would you rather have ferlaigatr eat eso or dawn?
lucas: WHAAT!!!
jerem: you heard me
lucas:bu...bu...neither
jerem: THIS GAME DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT ( i'll give $10 if you can guess where the idea for this line came from)
lucas: well than, ugh...
eso: WAIT WTF? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!
dawn: ME EITHER
eso: but... wouldn't like him to sacrifice the girl he loves for me, that's just not cricket.
lucas: BUT I LUV U ESO!!
eso: but you like dawn better,no? and plus if she dies you won't have any more friends
lucas:but..ok fine, good bye eso
jerem: ok great eso, good bye
feral: ITS ABOUT TIME!!
eso:but can i say one last th----
ferlaigatr eats eso
jerem: nope
lucas: HEY WTF!!!
jerem: well lucas, it seem i've made some enemies already
dawn: HEY WAIT, I CALLED THE POLICE!!
jerem: well thats not good, feraligatr...feral feral feral?
feral: FERAL!!!
lucas & dawn: WTF ARE YOU TALKIN TO IT!?!?
jerem:thats none of your buisness
and with that jerem hops on feraligatr and they take off,knocking down lucas
dawn: HEY WAIT!!!
but it was too late
5 mins later
O. jenny: HELLO, WHERE ARE THEY DAWN...
lucas: they left....
O. jenny WHAAA.. we would have seen them
dawn:no not really accoriding to its dex entir---
jenny: HOW YOU GET ITS DEX ENTRY?
dawn:i did it while no one was looking..
jenny: nice job girl
dawn: thanks, anyway is entry says it can run at blinding speeds so go figure
jenny:damn, but we'll be on the look out
lucas: thank you... those to are bad trouble, i wil get my revenge
jerem:lets see we are in orebrug now...
feraligatr had run the oreburg city and was now panting
feral: so.....now.....what?
jerem:well lets see, theres a gym here...hey wait, i need to take you to a pokemon center
feral:WHY?
jerem:i dunno, but your supposed to take your pokemon to the pokemon center...i think so you can fly back there..wtf?
feral:dry.gif wow i guess you were so obsessed with feraligatrs, you forgot to learn about other pokemon
jerem: NO!...maybe.....ok fine so i don't know much about other pokemon other than their names
feraligatr:dry.gif
jerem:well fine, BUT this map says that you can sty overnight in a center
feral:well then lets go...
jerem:just like that?
feral:yes
so the two head for the pokemon center
jerem:ok here we ar---uh-oh
feral:what?
jerem:umm..your to tall for the door
feral: WHAT!hmmm what if i go on all fours?
jerem: then it looks like your to wide sad.gif
feral: great, so now what
jerem:well we passes by a gas station, lets sleep there
feral: *groans* ugh fine
so the two head back the way they came towards the gas station
its now about 11 pm
jerem:aw man im tired
feral:me two
finally they reach the station, only to find all avaliable spots are taken
jerem: DAMMIT!!
feral: FERAL!!!!
jerem: well uhhh HEY LOOK THERE
sure enough was dawn and lucas however feraligatr was talking a bit too loud and...
dawn: EEEEK!!
lucas: AHHHH!!WHAT111!!
dawn: i just had a dream that i was gonna be eatan by that feraligatr and then i could swear i heard its roar
jerem looked at feraligatr and they both ran behind a tree
lucas:you know i though i heard the same thing....
lucas looks around as if he knew they were here
dawn:it was probably our imaginations
lucas:yeah
they soon fall back to sleep
jerem:feraligatr..
feral:yes?
jerem:are you hungry?
feral:now that you mention it yes, why do you ask?
jerem:well you know, it would be kinda fun to freak those two out
feral:oh i see where you going....
after some talking
jerem:ok?
feral:YES!
and so they went through with their devilish plan
---morning----
dawn:ugh morning already, hey lucas get up we need to get to solaceon town to----EEK!!!
lucas:OMG WUTTT!!!11!! ARE J00 PREGNANT?!?
dawn:UGH! no look around you
lucas looks around
lucas: WOW WTF?!?!? HOLY MOLY SPAZZ!?!?!!
dawn:EEK!! THEY WERE HEAR LUCAS THEY were HERE!
lucas: OMG WHO?!?!
dawn: dry.gif lucas you know sometimes i just wanna POP YOU IN THE FACE
lucas:WHAAAT!?!!?!?
dawn: ugh lucas that the name of the gas station
lucas:were at a gas station
dawn: dear god help me....
what lucas and dawn had seen was the bodies of the other people, but all their head were cut off
----back to last night------
jerem: ok....those 2 over there...
*jerem points to who we know as CKY and MoI*
jerem:those two keep alive for now.....
feraligatr: why?
jerem:i want to battle them
feral:umm why?
jerem:i dunno dry.gif i just do....anyway lets do this
feraligatr begins to go to every person and decappitating them
--a few hrs later---
feral:ok, thats al lof them, exept thos two
jerem:great...
jerem kicks both cky and moi in the face.....hard
cky & moi: owww WTF GTFO NAOW
jerem(thinking)ohmy.gif god they talk worse than lucas dry.gif
cky: hey wtf are j00?
moi:yeah, i was liek dreaming of mudkipz and splicing
jerem:i want a battle...
moi: at 3 in the morning?
jerem:yes
cky: NO!
jerem:what if say we make a bet?
moi: O RLY?
jerem:yes
cky:wat kind of bet?
jerem:ill give you my feraligatr if i lose
cky: O RLY11!?!1
moi:but wat do U want if and i mean IF we lose
jerem:you will die
feraligatr smile.gif
cky:*snorts a nerdy snort* sure...ok..
jerem:then lets go....follow me
jerem leads them to the middle of the route
jerem:lets go
cky:ME shall battle j00 first
jerem:ok
cky: GO GARCHOMP!
cky: ha lets see you pwn my 31 ivs in alls stats and perfect evs
*pushes glasses up on face*
jerem: dry.gif GO FERALIGATR!
feralFERAL!!!
cky:HA more like feralnoobtr
feral: o really, we'll see about that
cky:garchomp sword dance
jerem:feraligatr, ICE PUNCH!
feral:FERAL!!
cky:garchomp, outrage
garchomp:GARC----
cky:NOOO FUCK NOOO
garchomp disobeyed orders
jerem: HAHAHA!!
feraligatr hits garchomp
garchomp fainted!
cky: NOOOOOO dammit, i knew i should gotton that badge
jerem:ok moi your life depends on this...
moi:ok i will pwn j00, GO FARFETCH'D
jerem: ahahaha i think i might die of laughter
moi: grr how dare you!
jerem:feraligatr, ICE FANG!
feral:FERAL!!!
moi:farfetch'd, use fly
farfetc'd;FAR FAR FAR!!
jerem: ugh, feraligatr,hydo pump!
feral: FERAL!!
moi: FLY ATACK!
farfetch'd: FAR!!
*farfetch'd falls asleep*
jerem: hahaahaha thats even funnier the second time,feraligatr use ice fang instead *wink*
feral:oh k i understand, FERAL!!
moi: WAKE UP U DAM BIRD, OR AT LEAST EVOLVE GOD DAMMIT!!
feral: FERAL!!
moi: NO WTF R U DOING!!
moi see that feraligatr is eating farfetch'd
cky: HAHAHA *snort* no pogeymon for u!
jerem: HA! i win the bet, but money first please...
cky & moi: NO!! U HAXXED US!!
jerem:is every trainer this F'ED up in the head?
moi:WE WILL NOT DIE TO YOU!!
cky:YEAH, WE WILL NOT!!
jerem: thats no longer your choice, feraligatr take one
feral: its about time, FERAL!
cky: AW WTF I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE......FIRST!AWW AWW AWW----
(yeah you know what happened)
moi: CKY!!!! NOO NOOO NOOOOOO!
jerem: shut up, time for you to di----
O. jenny: OBJECTION!
jerem: WHAA?
feraligatr: uh-oh
jenny: there they are girls, GO GET THEM!!!
a bunch of officers pop out of the bushes and charge towards them
moi:HAHAHA I WILL TELL THE PPL OF TLF YOU ATE CKY, O MAN YOR GOIN TO GET IT......
jerem: crap, what do we do
feraligatr:ugh, i dunno...
the officers have circled them now
jerem: feraligatr GOOO, they can't take you down
feral: NO! quick hop on...
the officers have almost closed in on them now
jerem:its too late, they'll pull me off you, GO!! i will be back
feral: NO!!! i..i.. ican't leave you
jerem: YOU MUST, PLEASE i will see you again, i promise...please trust me
feral:but...ok
oficer:halt! you are under arrest for the murder of ryan and esoteric, you shall be sentenced to life in jail, alnog with your pokemon...
jerem: GOO!!!! NOW!
feral:I'm sorry
jerem: WHAT?
the cops begin cuffing jerem
officer:where is this pokemon pokeball?
feral:about your face
jerem had not even though about the factthat there was a large scar form feraligatr
jerem: its ok, but PLEASE GO!!!!
feral: i will see you again....
jerem: YES!!
officer:stop shouting TO YOURSELF!
feral: FERAL!!!! FERAL!!!! FERAL!!!
jerem: RUN!!!!
feraligatr begins knocking officers down and runs away into the morning
jerem (crying): im sorry feraligatr, i will do my best to see you again...I WILL!!!! i hope.....
----afternoon-----
lucas and dawn are in soloceon town, as they pick up their pokemon, they see the news
anchor:in local news, a murder by the name of jerem has been caught
dawn: WHAA! YESSS!!!
anchor:he is know to be the caus of ove 10 deaths including ryan, esoteric, cky,and several others
lucas: so it was him.
lucas took his pills today so hes fine
anchor:HOWEVER, his killer pokemon feraligatr was NOT captured
dawn & lucas: WHAAAT!!!11!!!
anchor: and now to the weather....
lucas:wow...thats good news kinda
dawn:well at least he captured, but that feraligatr is very dangerous,there will definatly be more deaths...
judge:how do you plead?
jerem:guilty
judge:well than, you sentence is life in prison
jerem: k
jerem is brought to a cell
officer: night night, you never leave this palce...EVAH!
jerem:k
ArecP:hey a new guy, so wat are you in for?
jerem:who said that?
arec:turn around...
jerem turened around to see a skinny guy sitting on a bench
arec:what are you in for?
jerem:murder
arec:old girlfriend, best friend, drunk?
jerem:well when you have no money and you have a feraligatr too feed, ya, so what are you in for?
arec:TLF put me here for being a noob on IRC chat >_>
jerem: TLF?hmmm do you know a MoI?
arec: i did, he was so n00bish but yeah im in here and hes not, go figure
jerem:yeah, he does talk funny, that ***** ill kill i swear...
arec:well when you have a life sentence...
jerem: I WILL GET OUT....i promised...
arec:i highly doubt that
jerem:we'll see..
feral:*panting* woo thats a lot of running.. hm where am i?
he see a sign
feral:hmm sooolucceeun tooowwwn,hmm what could that mean?
lucas:so dawn, what should we do no-----
dawn:lucas, do not say a word, not ONE WORD,if he see's us he'll surly kill us
lucas had spotted feraligatr who was tentitavely trying to understand the sign
lucas:ok so lets just go inside the pokemon center and---
(im sure you can guess what happened, but for those who can't)ferlaigatr looked up and saw lucas and dawn
feral:HEY!!!
lucas:RUN!!!
dawn:that will be pointless but ok....
they didn't get much past the end of town before they got caught
lucas:nice job you pregnat whale, now weve been caught
feraligatr hold them in place with his hands
feral:please, i wont eat you if you help me...
dawn: EEK!! please don't eat me, eat lucas hes low fat you look like you can lose som we---
lucas:DAWN! WTF!!! DON't GET HIM ANY ANGRYIER!!!
feral:STOP YELLING!!!
lucas and dawn: AHHH!! please don't eat us
feral(thinking): GAW! there usesless they don't even understand me...maye if i can show them what i want...
feraligatr lets go of them
lucas: WHAA?is thissome kind of skullduggary?
feral: shook his head
dawn:so your letting us go
again feraligatr shook his head
dawn:then what?
feraligatr tried to charade jerem hopping on his back, but with no succes
dawn: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
feral: JEREM!!!
lucas: WTF did you just say jerem?
feraligatr titled his head
dawn: omg i think he did, say it again
feraligatr: FERAL!!
lucas: i guess he can't
dawn: well at least we know what he wants, HEY! you want us to help you save jerem don't you?
feraligatr nodded...
----at the beach----
ruesap: aww man swimming is soo fun lalalalal zero lose haahhaahah!!
suddenly ruesap sees something
rue: omg u bitch wailord, did you just swallow that gyrados whole!!!
wailord:waaaaaaaaaaaaaail
translates to yeay fker u got a problem with that?
rue: u bitch, come on and fight me
wailord:i will pwn ur ass
wailord come right next to ruesap
rue:noob lord noob lord hahaahahah!!
wailord:omg thats what that fcking gyrados called me, ima eat j00 now
rue: noob lordnoob lord hahahaha-
wailord swallows ruesap whole
wailrod: now whos the nooob ahahahaha!!
and so 1 tlf admin was down or is he......
lucas:sorry, buy we are not helpnig you save your trainer
feraligatr though about that and decided to try and charae ha he'll make sure he won't eatthem if they help
dawn: what are you trying to say?
feraligatr first hold up 3 fingers
lucas:ok 3 words right?
feraligatr nodded
dawn:ok...
feraligatr pointed at himself
dawn:blue?
lucas:hungry?
feraligatr rolled his eyes
feral(thinking): my EYES
ferlaigatr pointed at his eye
dawn: I?
he nodded
lucas:ok second word
ferlaigatr opened his mouth and prented to be eating
lucas: EAT!
he nodded
lucas:ok final word
feraligatr pointed towards them
dawn: girl?me?ME! US!!!!
ferlaigatr nodded again
lucas:so you WON'T eat us if we help you?
feraligatr nodded
dawn:and if we don't?
feraligatr swept dawn in his hand and held her as if to she he was gonig to eat her
dawn: EEK!! ok we'll help just please put me down....
jerem:ugh damn this, these fcking bars won't budge
arec:well what'd you expect?
jerem(crying): SHUT UP!!! I MUST GET OUT!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!.......PLEASE!!!!!......ARGGG.....DAMMIT!!!
mysterious voice: i think i might be of sssssome help....
jerem:please il do anything
voice:anything you say...well you look pretty tasssssty
jerem:hmp, don't count on it,BUT this guy here il sure looks just as tasty
arec:say WHAT?
jerem: SHUT UP! i don't like you...
voice:well one of you come on over to the barsssss and ill let the other go free...
jerem:who are you?
voice:il ltell you after
jerem:watever...
jerem grabs arec and pushes him towards the bars
arec: WHAA!! HEY STOP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH----
voice:yum, thank you, now i will sssssssave you, i am --------
jerem: ohmy.gif
jerem: your a...a...a salamence?
salamence:yes
jerem:but than how can i understand you?
salamence:i knew learning english would save me one day...
jerem:wait so, how are you on the other side of the bars
salamence:im the officers pet, but since she doesn't use me, i stay here all day and eat the prisoners, hence the reason no one is here...
jerem:i didn't really notice
sala:dry.gif
jerem:so how are you going to help me..
sala:you will take me with you
jerem:but...where's your pokeball?
sala:on the desk at the end of the hallway
jerem:ok, wait how do I know you won't eat me?
sala:because, i read your file, and i want to be with you..
jerem:my file?
sala: its a record of all that you've done..sheesh how do you not know that?
jerem:well lets say im not from here
sala:kanto?johoto?hoenn?
jerem:no..look just drop that
sala:all right
jerem:hey wait, you can read english too?
sala: well when your stuck down here, reading is the only thing i can do
jerem:jenny isn't much of an owner...
sala:the only reason she has me was to make me a better pokemon, but when that failed she leaves me here, the only think she ever does is bring me some new reports to read,and of coure, i eat all the prisoners..isn't that the worst?
jerem:i've heard worse...
sala:really?
jerem:yeah, look can we not talk about it til i see feraligatr again?
sala:yeah sure
jerem:thanks, im a little touchy on the subject right now...
jerem walk to the end of the hallway
sala:its on the desk over there
jerem:ok
jerem walks over to the desk,and picks up the pokeball
jerem:ok, ill let you out when i need you...
sala:ok..you know theres something about you that makes me want to just be with you
jerem:i've heard that before...anyway
salamence goes into the pokeball
lucas:ok are we clear on the plan?
dawn:yes...you?
she looks up at feraligatr
feraligatr nods
feral:I hope i can do this...
dawn(thinking):i know this won't work, but we've got to give it a shot
lucas(thinking):hmm i think my pills are wearing off....OMG DAWN!! WTF!! I JUST REALIZED HOW WERE GONNA DO THIS!! O CRAP!!!111
the plan was a simple one:lucas and dawn would be swallowed by feraligatr, than he would go to the jail,bust through to jerems cell,let dawn and lucas out,then feraligatr would eat jerem, go out, while dawn and lucas acted like they were kidnapped there, of course there were some complications with the plan...
feral:hop on
lucas: WHAAT'D U SAY?!?!
dawn:uh-oh, lucas' pill wore off and we don't have any more, o well
the 3 head to the front of the jail
dawn:good thing this palce is only a few minutes away from where we were...anyway, *gulp* lets do this..feraligatr open up
feraligatr lowers his head to the ground and opens his mouth up wide
dawn:lucas you go in first, i don't want you to get stuck in his throat
feraligatr: dry.gif
lucas: WAIT Y!!1!11!! AWW I WANT MOAR MUDKIPZ!!111
dawn:lucas, if you don't go, ill push you in, then you'll be in a very awkward position and might get stuck...
lucas:BUT...BUT!!. OH FINE!, i swear if you eat me, i will kill j00
dawn:well that doesn't make much since but..
lucas crawls into feraligatrs mouth, and coninues down his throat
*faintly* oooook immmm heere
dawn looks up at feraligatr who seems to have enjoyed the taste of lucas
dawn:ok, please feraligatr, no tricks
and she crawls in
feral(thinking): i promise
dawn:ooook, leets dooo thiiis
feraligatr stands up
*faintly* wo... anywy lets do this
but after several minutes, feraligatr stayed in place, eyes transfixed on th inside building
dawn: FERALIGATR PLEASE!!!!...
lucas: AIE!! whi is it taking soooooo long!?!!?!11?!111
feral: FERAL!!!!!!!
feraligatr points to the builidng, byt remebers that they can't see and begins to feel like an idiot
feral(thinking): that must be jerem, HA knew he could do it, but what about dawn and lucas, should i eat them, or let thm go free, what if jerem see there with me? will he dis own me?what if he makes me eat them anyway?no, he won't well i don't think so, i hope not, maybe he wouldn't mind being friends with them, i mean all we've done its make enenimes....o yeah i forgot, i need to let lucas and dawn out...
feral:FERAL!!
feraligatr begins pounding his stomach
dawn:FERALIGATR!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!
lucas: AHH IM GONNA DIE, IM GONNA DIE!!!
feral(thinking): ugh, how can i do this...hey is that a lake?
feraligatr sees a lake to thr left
feral:maybe if i turned upside down they will come out..
feraligatr runs over to the lake in hopes of letting lucas and dawn go...
jerem:HAHA!! i love watching people die...
sala:HA! and i enjoy eating thsese people
the two were talking as they left the building...
----earlier------
jerem:ok, here i go....
jerem steps through the exit door
guard: HEY HOW'D YOU GET OUT!?
jerem:thats none of your concern......GO SALAMENCE!!!
sala: SALA!!!!!
jerem:now if you would be so kind to move out of the way...
guard:WHATS GOING ON!?!?! AHH IM PRESSING THE ALARM!!
jerem:no, you won't be..salamence, kill him
sala:SALA!!!
jerem: huh?
sala:oh sorry forgot there for a second...OK!!
guard:AHH!! I GOTTA GET TO THAT ALAR-----
salamence ate the guard
intercom: is everything all right?
jerem(in a manlyier voice):yeah, sorry about that, i had thought i heard something, but it was nothing
intercom:ok, but don't let in happen again
jerem: got it
sala:ok, the exit is right over there, but...
jerem:yes?
sala:well i barely get any food these days and...
jerem:ok, you want to eat the people here?
sala:YESSSS!!
jerem:ok than, i'll be right here when your done
sala:ok,thanks you're really awsome
jerem: yeah, i know
---10 mins later---
sala:ok jerem, im done
jerem:wow that was fast
sala:well not exatly easy, i got shot in the wing
salamence shows jerem a small hole in his wing
jerem:oh, sorry...
sala:well heres what happened...after i left, i overheard someone say there name was hatdude from TLF
jerem: TLF!! i swear they stalking me...
sala: anyway, they turned around so i ate them but...
jerem:but?
sala:well i know you seem to dislike TLF, on account of MoI and cky so, i kept hatdude alive
jerem: HOW!?
sala:well first i kept him under my tongue while i ate all the guards,then i swallowed him cause my tongue was getting tired
jerem:so right now hes in your stomach...alive?
sala:yes
jerem:hmm...i could have some fun with this, anyway lets go...
---back to present time---
jerem:salamence...do you want to remain in the pokeball, or stay out here with me and feraligatr..when we find him
sala:hmm.. well i've grown acustomed to staying out here
jerem:ok...now i need you to help me find feraligatr
sala:how?
jerem:i need you to fly me over the region, i don't know where he is, of if he's even free so i really need it
sala:of course i will..
jerem:thanks
jerem climbs onto salamence
sala:here we go
feral:FERAL!!
dawn:ugh whats going on?
lucas: I DON'T WANNA di--egghe
feraligatr couldn't get them to fal lout so hes now swallownig water in hope they'l lget the idea to get out
dawn:lucas are you ok?
lucas:abllacalca
dawn:quick, i think he wants us to get ou--aabaaaweew
dawn starts to get out, and soon reaches ferlaigatrs mouth
dawn:feraligatr,what happened?
lucas:hey dawn, MOVE!!! i don't like being in here
feral:feeeraaaaawewew
dawn: WHAT?
lucas:DAWN!! GET OUT!!
dawn: oh, right sorry lucas
dawn goes out feraligatrs mouth, and swims to the surface, followed by lucas, then feraligatr
feral:FERAL!!
lucas:WHAAT!?
jerem:what was that?
jerem had faintly heard feraligatrs call
sala:i'll take us down..
salamence takes the mto the lake front
jerem:fer...feraligatr...(tears start running down his face)FERALIGATR!!!!
feral:JEREM!!!!
feraligatr climbs out of the water over to to hug jerem
jerem:FERALIGATR!!!!
they remain hugging for a few more minutes
lucas:GAYNESS ALERT!!
jerem:WHAA? lucas...
jerem looks around and see dawn
jerem:dawn...hmm,feraligatr?
feral:yes?
jerem:did you ask them for help?
feral:yes, but how did you know?
jerem:well if weren't hellping them, then you would have ate them so....O YEAH, feraligatr i met a new friend, salamence
sala:hello
feral:hi...jerem?
jerem:yes yes, he helped me escape, AND he captured a TLF member...so he will be coming with us
feral:how did you know i was gonna ask that?...o nevermind, welcome salamence
dawn:umm can i say something
jerem:yes
dawn:well i know you might not like this but feraligatr made a promise that if we helped him that he....
jerem:wouldn't eat you?
dawn:ok now thats getting creepy..but anyway, he said
jerem:ok, well feraligatr trusted you to help him so, you are free from my wrath...
lucas: BUT YOU KILLED RYAN!!!
jerem:he had it coming...
dawn:WHAAT? explain!
jerem:well he starts talking to me angirly, and then we battle, and then he calls me a hacker and then he doesn't pay me so i have feraligatr tackle him and still no money so i have feraligatr eat him...
dawn:but thats still no reason to...o wait well maybe but lucas will not forgive you
lucas: NO!! I WON'T!!
jerem:lucas, take some pills
feral:they ran out
jerem: >_>, anyway if you want, you can come with me on my journy
dawn:all you've done is kill and destroy.. why would we come with you?
jerem:well once i get through with these TLF people, i will become a normal trainer
dawn:well i don't know.....meh ok
lucas:HEY WAITH I DON----
lucas:OWW U MOFO!!
dawn slapped lucas....again
dawn:please lucas, this could be fun
lucas:GAW!!! NO!!!!
dawn:please?
lucas:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!
dawn:well sorry jerem, i don't leave lucas
jerem:very well than, good bye may we meat again
dawn:yes, good bye
jerem:now that they're gone, salamence could you get hatdude out here?
sala:yes
salamence flies into the air, tun upside down and starts coughing up hatdude, then flies back down
hatdude:IM ALIVE!!!
jerem:not for long
hatdude: WHO ARE YOU?DID YOU MAKE THAT SALAMENCE EAT ME?
jerem:im glad he did, and he'll do it again if you don't shut up
hat dude fall silent
jerem:now tell me about TLF....
hatdude:wh..why?
jerem:because if you don't, i will torture you worse than i will MoI
hatdude:how do you know MoI?...WAIT!are you jerem?
jerem:yes, now if you don't answer me i will---
hatdude cuts him off
hatdude:AHH!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE YOUR POKEMON EAT ME!!!
jerem:ANSWER MY GOD DAMNED QUESTION OR THEY WILL!
hatdude:oo..ok,el TLF is a buch of people who come together and help people understand pokemon
jerem:thats it?
hatdude:y..yes
jerem:and what were you doing here?
hatdude:w--well one of our members,wiik was supposed to be here, and i was gonig to tell him that one of our leader ruesap,died
sala:so that means...i ate him
hat:y..yes
jerem:well i want to know if hes still alive?
sala:but i ate him
jerem:yes, but, you may have swallowed him,in which case he could still be alive,hatdude if you would be so kind as to go look in salamence's---
hat:O NO PLEASE NO!!!
jerem:well ok if you really don't want to,feraligatr...
feral:yes?
jerem:you wouldn't mind if you ate him would you?
feral:not at all
jerem:and salamence, would you mind re-eating him after?
sala:nope not at all
hatdude:WAIT O PLEASE DON'T, BEING EATAN ONCE IS ENOUGH,BUT MORE THAN THAT! O PLEASE NO!
jerem:than do as I say...
hatdude:NO!! OH PLEASE THERE MUST BE ANO---
jerem:feraligatr, do it
hatdude:NOOOO---
feraligatr swallowed him
*faintly* AHHHHHH
jerem:now feraligatr,spit him up please
feral:ill try
feral goes over to the edge of the lake and starts spitting hatdude back up
hatdude: O PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
jerem:THAN DO AS I SAY!
hat:bu...bu..ok
jerem:ok, but wash yourself first, i'm sure salamence wouldn't like to to eat feraligatrs saliva
hatdude:oh, ok
hatdude wipes water all over himself
jerem:now go inside salamence and look for wiik, and tell him to come out here,but you must stay in
hatdude:WHY!?
jerem:ill tell you afterwards
hat:o..ok
sala:ok
salamence opens his mouth and hatdude crawls in
jerem:ok lets go
sala:what?i though that---
jerem:nope, I don't really care about wiik,hell i would like this mess with TLF to end,after im through with MoI that is
sala:so im gonna eat hatdude right?
jerem:yep
sala:ok, but now hat do we do?
feral:yeah
jerem:well lets have some fun...
feral:sweet
sala:what shall we do?
jerem: I have an idea...salamence?
sala:yes?
jerem:can you take us to the clouds?
sala:sure, hop on
jerem and feraligatr get on salamence
sala:here we go...
----TLF headquarters----
phiddlesticks:where is hatdude, he should have been back now, O CRAP JEREM MIGHT GOT TO HIM! hmmm i should go see him......
jerem:look for TLF headquarters
sala & feral:got it
after about an hour
phiddle:hmm WTF happened here?
he is inside the building and sees blood stains everywhere
sala:can we please take a break, im getting tir----
jerem:are you ok?
sala (in a raspy voice):no I, my thorat, something is stuck
jerem:OH crap, hatdude...sala, open up
sala:what will you do?
jerem: save you, NOW HURRY
salamence opens his mouth
jerem: ok turn your head so i can climb in
salamence does so
jerem:ok, ill save you salamence
jerem climbs into salamence's mouth and spots hatude at the end of his throat
jerem:hatdude...ILL KILL YOU!!!
jerem crawls over to his throat
hatdude: WHAA...what was that
jerem: ILL KILL YOU!!
jerem does a small leap at hatdude, sending them both to his stomach
jerem is punching hatdude
jerem: ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
hatdude: OWW!! PLEASE STOP!!
jerem:NO!!!I WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE ANY LONGER!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MoI!!
hatdude:OW!!aren't you a little emotional
that set jerem off
jerem: FUCK YOU!!!!! FU!!!!!!!! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
and at that jerem knocks hatdude out
jerem stands up, but must keep his head down
jerem:i will make sure you die...
feral:hmm whats taking him so long?
they had now landed and awaited for jerem
sala: i don't know, but i feel a rumbling in my stomach so i would assume he's there
feral:but, what if he gets digested...
sala:he won't, i haven't known him that long but he just gives you that sense that he know what your doing ya'no?
feral:yeah
(at this point, salamence begins digesting)
sala:oh no
feral:what?
sala: i can feel myself digesting something
feral: WHAAT!?
---before that---
jerem: i will make sure you die, i will stay here untill salamence begins digesting you
this was said 1 minute before salamence begins digestion, and hatdude had woken up
hatdude:but you will get digsted too
jerem: i expect to only get partially
hatdude:what if i restrain you?
*jerem kicks hatdude in the face* 30 secs. left
jerem: i doubt you will now
hatdude:ugh, damn you i hope you have a worse fate than this
jerem: i doubt that
suddenly there is movement
jerem:well i guess that's my cue,good bye hatdude, i hope this is very painful for you
acidic juices start secreting
jerem tries to crawl up salamences throat, but can't get his grip
jerem:CRAP!
hatdude:HAHA!!!!OWWW FUCK!!!
the acid begins flooding salamence's stomach
jerem: oww fuck, but ive felt worse
jerem again tries to climb up, but no succes
hatdude: FUCK!!!!! BUT HAHA, YOU SHAL DIE HERE WITH ME----FUCK!!!!
jerem:NO! this is not how i will die...
hat:TOO LATE, YOUR DEAD HAHAH!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
hat's skin begin to disolve, and his skeleton began showing, while jeresm feet begin to do the same
jerem:UGH!!! wait, i can stand on hatdude...
jerem picks up hats semi dead body and places under salamences throat for a boost
jerems stands on hatdude and is able to pull himself up
hatdude:goo....to....hell
hatdude becomes submerged in acid
jerem:nah
jerem slwoly makes his way up salamences throat...
sala:hey, i can feel something
feraligatr had been leaning on a tree, deep in thought
feral:WHAAT?
salamence opens his mouth, and feraligatr can see jerem climbing out
feral:JEREM!!!
jerem:ugh, salamence, can you help me out of here?
jerem colud no longer pull himself, his feet had been complety burned
salamence pulls jerem out of his mouth, and lays him down
sala:what happened?
jerem: i wanted to make sure hatdude died, and when i waited, i could'nt get out so thats why my feet our like this, OW!! FUCK!!
the wind had blown and caused jerem some pain
jerem:i don't think i can walk
sala:its ok, you can stay on my back, you did save my life risking yours
jerem:thats what i do,i try to put you guys first, ive been trained like that, and to handle pain
salamence lift jerem onto his back
sala:so can you tell me where your from?
feral:well to tell you the truth, im not entirly sure where it was..
jerem:its a parallel world
sala:WHAA?
jerem:yes, it has no name, and our customs are very different
sala:wow,ok then how did you meet feraligatr
feral:well...
feraligatr begins telling salamence about their meeting
sala:so, wow thats a cool story
suddenly phiddlesticks appears.
phiddle:HEY!
jerem:what?
phiddle:your jerem right?
jerem: i could be, what's it to you?
phiddle:well if you are, than TLF would like to knoe that they're after you, good bye
jerem:good bye? HA i don't think so
phiddle:well you don't seem in any position to atack me, im phiddlrsticks by the way
jerem:well I'M certainly not in any postion,but feraligatr and salamnce sure as hell are, and yes i am the infamous jerem
phiddle:oh? i doubt you will be after, GO GENGAR
jerem:a fight you want? feraligatr, dragon dance
feraligatr dances like a dragon
phiddle:gengar hypnosis!
feraligatr, dodge it, and salamence take us in the air
sala:you got it
jerem:feraligatr, crunch!
phiddle:gengar,DESTINY BOND!
jerem:ugh
feraligatr attacks gengar, but feraligatr missed
jerem: NICE FERALIGATR, NOW CRUNCH!
phiddle: QUICK GENGAR DESTIN---- CRAP!!!
feraligatr hit gengar
jerem:well phiddle, it seems you are no longer an a good position
phiddle:i did not expect to lose...
jerem:feraligatr! EAT HIM!
feral:yes, ill make this a painful kill
feraligatr rushes towards phiddlesticks,and crunches his body
phiddle:AHHH!!!!
jerem:DAM YOU!!!!
feral:ok now time for the kill
phiddle: AHHH!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!
feraligatr eats phiddlesticks
jerem:HA!
feral:hmm tasty
jerem:good, anyway salamence i would really like to learn how to speak your language
sala:well it looks like we will have plenty of time for that...
---several days later---
sala:wow your a fast learner
jerem:yeah i know, it took me a lot longer to learn feraligatr's language
feral:and it looks like your feet are healed too
jerems feet had gotton a lot better, but was still unable to walk
jerem:i think we should visit dawn and lucas
sala:why?
jerem:i dunno, i want to see if lucas is still a spaz
feral:HA! he probaly is though
sala:wel lets go find out
----twinleaf town----
sala:we're here
jerem had fallen asleep
jerem:ugh, 5 more minutes please
feraligatr lightly whacks jerem with his tail
feral:c'mon jerem wake up
jerem:ugh, ok
jerem props himself up
sala:how do we know they're here?
jerem:if they are, lucas will be runni gout here any minute if you roar
sala:SALA!!!
feral:FERAL!!!!!
a minute goes by and lucas come running out...
lucas: Z0mg PL0X ITS YOU!111!!
jerem:yes it is, hello lucas
suddenly dawn comes running out from his house
dawn:LUCAS!! YOUR PIL-- o hi guys
jerem:hello dawn, go give lucas his pills please
dawn: oh, right, LUCAS!
lucas:but i don't wanna
dawn walks over to lucas, takes a pill from the container, punches lucas in thr face, and shoves the pill down his throat
dawn:there we go
jerem: well that certanely wouldn't be how i would have done it but whatever
dawn:so why are you guys here?
jerem:well i had a little incident, and i can't walk right now so i spent the last few days learning to understand salamence, and so i thought i would stop by here
lucas:incident?
jerem: yeah well, here i tell you about it
jerem tells lucas and dawn what happened
dawn:wow, i sure as hel lwouldn't have done that to save my pokemon, but then again they'l never be in that situation so..
feral:jerem, im getting hungry
sala:me too
jerem:ok we'll go, see you two later
dawn:ok bye
lucas:bye bye
lucas and dawn go back inside
jerem:ok salamence, can you take us to sno---
Uh, first thing I can say is...proofread this thing, please. I mean, with a story, you have plenty of time to type it, so there's no excuse for it to look like something on an internet message board. If you're going for some humorous effect, then I would suggest limiting such grammar to only certain parts of the story or certain characters (like Sal Manella from Phoenix Wright, or the Hammer Bros from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time); doing it for the whole thing just makes it hard to read and look half-assed.
| QUOTE (AgentParanoia @ Sep 13 2007, 07:29 PM) |
| Uh, first thing I can say is...proofread this thing, please. I mean, with a story, you have plenty of time to type it, so there's no excuse for it to look like something on an internet message board. If you're going for some humorous effect, then I would suggest limiting such grammar to only certain parts of the story or certain characters (like Sal Manella from Phoenix Wright, or the Hammer Bros from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time); doing it for the whole thing just makes it hard to read and look half-assed. |
>_> meh, spell check is for ppll who care and I, don't
as i look at this message i notcied somethnig
^^nuff said >_>
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