Forum - Lets Play Super Robot Wars: W
It's basically a robot fuck fest
0 | Welcome and thank you for taking the time to read this Lets Play or at least this sentence. Super Robot wars is a long running series of strategy role playing games that involve a cast of Robots from different series, in a very fun to play game. Super Robot Wars W is the first Robot Wars entry to the DS so it holds a very special place in my heart. If someone said to me hey asshole what is super robot wars in two words, after brutally beating them with a stick I would answer "Fan Service" Now this is going to be a interactive lets play that means you the reader and your cats (sorry no dogs) get to tell me what to do in the game. Like that story branch to take what robots to use, what robots to upgrade etc. Without further ado lets start machine Chapter 1 : It's Basically a Robot Fuck Fest  Gazing at the title screen I wonder what would happen if I clicked continue would the game implode upon itself? I pussy out and decide to click new game, pressing a does nothing. I end up pressing all the buttons and come up short. Then I click the screen and it works. First Puzzle SOLVED!  The game then challenges me to a endurance test a 5 minute Wall of Text, luckily rather than reading this meaningless prologue I tackle a real mans puzzle, this. I advise you do the same.   Finally after that snore fest I am allowed to name the main character of the game. I think long and hard on what the name should be of a ridiculously adept fighter pilot  I decide no one can fly into the danger zone like Lt.Pete "Maverick" Mitchell from "Top gun" that's right "playing with the boys". I therefore name his Robot the F-14 TomCat. I am sorry to say however that there will be no sausage fest volleyball scene on the beach in this game.  The Robot are numbered starting with 1 in the middle and going counter clockwise for 2,3,4 you get the picture. Now this is the first interactive you decide what I do chose "poll". Here I can choose 3 of those robots as my favorite series. All robots that fall under the category of that series, are able to be upgraded 3 times more than any other robot. In other words they will be by far the strongest robots. Now the choice is yours, but don't be a dick about it. (All images will be reuploaded on the much safer Butterimages.com which you should all use for your libelldra posts) |
Jul 31 @ 01:48  |
0 | It took me a while to figure out what the heck number 9 was, but then I realized it was Voltron, and at that instant I was won over. Sadly, I only recognize two of the robots on the selection. |
Aug 27 @ 16:44  |
0 | 1 because its your main character's robot, which is usually pretty decent, and 7 because its MAZINGER Z and therefore AWESOME. |
Aug 28 @ 02:15  |
0 | Thank you all for voting The votes are in the 3 favorite series are as follows TomCat #1 Voltron #9 Mazinger Z #7  You guys love making my life difficult, I will now be able to only upgrade units from those stories to max. Voltron is the only playable character from his story, and so is TomCat thanks a lot D bags. To all those of you that voted for Gundam Wing I <3 you(sarcasm). XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO MAZINGER Z I LOVE YOU!~  Thus I begin my campaign into the dangers zone, I press "a" like madman wishing there was a skip dialogue button. I suppose for all those of you concerned with the plot I will summarize it thus far *ahem* The main character is a new fag, he lives on a battle ship with his Father and his sisters, who I will refer too as Babe #1, Babe #1.5, Loli, and a traitor from Oz Corp.  Chapter 1 Title Newfags Can't Robot So this is the first chapter the first fight the tutorial, so lets check out just how good our main character is and head into the danger zone.  "!" I totally agree with you Maverick why the fuck aren't we kicking ass yet.  Ok basic Super robo run down we have our objectives Win: Dont die Lose: Die Ok fair enough lets get started, this battle is going to be tough the main character probably has no options for combat and is badly outnumbered.  Quick run down I will be doing this for every single mech/robot I acquire, if you don't like it let me know. This here robot is the F-14Tomcat it is Level 5 which speaks for itself, and it has 5000 Hit Points. The rest of the stats are a bit more unique Energy Without Energy your robot cannot perform any actions so if your robot has 0 energy consider it dead Overall its a rather standard robot it has 3 icons for Sword, Gun, and shield. In other words it is a capable in close range and long range combat, and defense. The other stats are 0% which mean this unit is unaffected by terrain.  Upon selecting move, you are shown a green grid of how much Lt.Pete "Maverick" Mitchell can move. As you can see for a newfag he sure can cover a lot of range.  As you can see the Lt. can also transform him robot into a airship capable of flying even deeper into the danger zone. Clearly this machine was built by a man no women could create a device capable of doing more than one thing, at once.  Here is the good stuff my attack menu, attacks cannot be done do to certain limitations like not having enough will power. Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell needs "Will power" to perform a lot of this skills Will Power After killing other units your WP goes up allowing you to kick more ass as you get more stoked, there are also skills that allow you to raise your WP.  At the cost of SP in the Skill menu not to be confused with the attack menu you are allowed to use buffs each skill buff will be explained as it is used. Now after a lot of talk the Lt. has gotten restless time to blow shit up. Ok for all those of you wondering why my update is being split Deepnet has a fucking post size limit. Now after checking out what sword skills Lt. Pete has I quickly realize he is not a newfag at all.      For those of you who can't tell the Lt. basically just rammed his boot into the enemies scrotum.  He has now decided he will take him on a flight......  keeps going  So you realize that it is not possible for a newfag to duel wield I mean jesus even most vetfags can't duel wield.  Chiasmus Slash, fantastic Super robot wars does a really bad job of balancing the main character. Believe it or not that wasn't just eye candy like your hot mom it does the damage to boot. So being forced to split my updates into posts is becoming quite the hassle I hope you can all bare with it. Chapter 1 has reached it's climax and it has no viagra for a second go, we continue watching the spectacle of Lt.Pete's manuevers, and we are introduced to hot babe #1.    Lt.Pete's sister Hot babe #1 and the battleship, the Valstork. After her last boyfriend cheated on her with some guy from Mars she upgraded the Valstork with "Jazz Hand" lazers. Good news for us, bad news for anything in the game with a d1ck.          After that lazer blast from Hot Babe #1, Lt.Pete feels threatened sensing he is going to lose to his title of badass. He quickly resorts to asking the people of earth to give him strenth and hits the final goon, finisher success. We take down the final enemy..... or do we? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SUPER ROBOT WARS Z I mean W |
Sep 16 @ 20:42 |
0 | Thus we return to the still ongoing chapter 1. Enemy reiforcements have arrived (red dots), and these guys are no joke insectoid monsters that pack a punch and accuracy to boot. Fortunately for us this is their low tier version so we only have to kill them once each. What the hell do I mean "we", I only have to kill them once you can watch.  After surviving one turn we are granted two of the most badass reinforcements ever. Duo Maxwell and Quatra Winner, and there gundams respectively Deathstyche Hell Custom and Sandrock Kai Custom.  In case you couldn't tell by my long winded and detailed explanation I really like Gundams. This is my favorite the gundam Deathstyche Hell Custom, it's only long range armanent are shitty vulcans and it has a "map attack". It also has it's Dynamic attack "Hells Beam Scissors". So sit back and enjoy the murder. Map Attacks consider it a attack that attacks all units in range including allies and enemies, on the map.    The Deathscythe quickly whips out it's scythe, and activates it's camo mode which makes it invisible to all electronic devices.    Oh I am not afraid of the dark.... I am afraid of whats in the dark, in this case a giant fucking robot with a sctythe, and a sadist pilot who refers to himself as the god of death.    The moon casually appears out of nowwhere, actually one of his friends is doing him a favor and projecting the moon from a windows projector that's why it looks grainy.    BUMRUSH! Followed by a Problem robot? *coolpose* After that masacre we still have 4 units to eliminate as violently as possible. Chapter 1 finally draws to an end, with the major ass kickings dished out by the main character, and friends. If you for some reason thought the main character was not badass, this will change your mind.    This is looking familiar but the Lt. is about to mix it up with his Dr.Pepper of whoopass 37 flavors *****.    nothing like sneaking up on the opponent stabbing your gun into their spine raising them into the air and shooting them    Ever had a facial? the ValHawk provides them with 34 different minerals grinded right into your face. Well will you look at that giant energy ball point blank.   WTF, HE DIDN'T DIE?!?!?!?!?!?! Jesus wtfbbqsauce is that shit, you can't use a attack like that and then "have it not work out" I dont care if you break the game you kill the fucker. Thanks a lot Lt.Pete.... Well what the Lt. failed to do Quatra Winner will do I mean just read the guys last name Winner, by the way he beat the shit out of kids in gradeschool for calling him weiner.    Winner whips out his Shimatars or however the hell you spell it, and throws them at the enemy    Followed by whipping out his awesome shield which connects the blades together for fantastic compression abilities.    These two blades are better at compressing things than Fraps *chuckles* anywho as the enemy gasps for breath winner squeezes the live out of em with his BEAR hands The final Enemy Defeated Chapter 1 draws to an End. Chapter 1 : Newfags can't robot complete |
Sep 16 @ 20:50 |
0 | So why DIDN'T you pick Mazinger after we voted for it >_> Its got quite a few robots and Super > Real. |
Sep 16 @ 23:09 |
0 | I agree with rose, if your doing this for another site, make a different topic with a different file. |
Sep 17 @ 01:48  |
0 | [All I have to do is change the image I did pick Mazinger Z it's number 7 isn't it? Of course I had to work on this on advance since I don't have the luxury of waiting for every single vote, I wanted to upload this update I can change my favorite series easily enough and re-advance to where I was. Well will you look at that, I can edit a post also I didn't think this needed to be said this post will be replaced with a update eventually anyway, but no bandwagoning will be tolerated. Trust me I am not a bloody idiot I understand more than well enough when someone complains and will get too it right away I dont need two posters telling me the same thing, no one gives a shit who you agree with. I also am working out of about 20 save files at least. Thank you]  So we begin Chapter 2: Speed Run Murder, justly a one post chapter after that enormous fuck Chapter 1 was this is very welcome.  Here we are introduced to 2 units we will play as for the first half of the chapter the very badass Mu La Flaga oh wait that isn't Mu and the very gay Tekkaman, I dont know some people like him I just hate his punk ass. {This isnt actually Mu but humor me and pretend he is for the sake of practice}  This is Mu and his very low tier ship, thing is Mu is very badass later on in the game as long I can get 10 kills with him by Chapter 10, a not so easy task. Turns out I jumped the gun that isnt Mu at all he shows up in chapter 3, so yeah this was good practice.  This ugly freak believe or not, is not me it's actually the enemy we will be up agaisnt in bulk this chapter. Writers Guide: By using words like we, and us in dialogue you can engage the reader and make them believe they are actually doing something productive.   Here we have Tekkaman drawing his twin swords which is actually the only semi cool move he has. A clean head stab even after that I still dont like that short bastard, him and Patton Oswald can go eat a bag of d1cks. Critical damage, but no kill which is a good thing since we want Mu to do what Kobe does and hog all the points.   No one taught Super Robot Wars characters to use their inside voices when attacking people SHOOT THE DEATH STAR PEW PEW PEW, yeah owned this chapter with Mu racking up 6 kills nice~  Wait what......... fml that is a shitload of enemy reinforcements  Here he have a neutral ally that we cant control and a perfect example of a map attack all those enemies listed are about to get Detonated,Orgun detonated that is *chuckles*    "wheres your fucking god now"  Orgun is a cool dude we never get to play as him in this form but he shows up a lot and does stuff, unfortunately the bastard snaked all my kills and Mu only got 6 kills  Thus more enemies came in and Orgun killed them with his bull A.O.E attacks I wish I could kill him for that. Anywho stay tune for chapter 3 UP next  Chapter 3 : Nadeisco cookies are good  So we begin chapter 3 again with units he have not seen before and without our main character the Lt. This time its the crew of the Nadeisco and the Aestivals, much to my dismay.   The Aestivals as you can see have different heads, but the same bodies later on you can change there body frame at will for cool results but right now they suck.  Since everyone loves attacking everyones mom we need to make sure to protect the mom(mother)ship. With this handy skill.  Suddenly we get Ally reinforcements before the enemies do FUCK YES. Oh wai more Aestivals great. This time we get the 3 girls who can use a combination attack but not as of yet combination attack attacks used my multiple units at once for extraordinary damage   KNIFE FIGHT!~ someones gonna lose there life KNIFE FIGHT, quick attack by a lame chick    This girl however true to the glasses stereotype is smarter and opts to use a gun instead of a puny knife. She can shoot shit with it, shoot shit with, and finally shoot shit with it.   Now the main character from Nadeisco uses his pretty epic lance to cleave it into the skull of the enemy if he wasnt such a apathetic pussy he would be pretty cool.  Fuck is that enemy reinforcements, yes it is.    Fists > Guns > Knives there is a reason this girl is my favorite female pilot her face reeks of I dont want to be here and why me, which makes it all the funnier that she is fisting stuff.    Oh noes its the green loli the secret co-pilot in charge of the Valhawk she does a pretty good job of kicking ass but nothing compared to the Lt. he was unfortunately absent this mission due to a court martial for calling his superior a "pussy fart"    Ok the real Muu La Flaga that needs 10 kills by chapter, I dont know what I Was smoking earlier this update but that was not Muu, we manage to get 5 kills with Muu and wrap the chapter up. Thanks for reading, stay tuned for Chapter 4, in the mean time watch some seacats.  |
Sep 18 @ 02:01 |
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