
Really that was terrible
1 | You can just pretend I wrote something worthwhile reading here. So, without further ado, I give you Ruesap12 VS. Gameboy3333 In The Great FeraliGatsby [These team photos have been eaten by a pack of wild Feraligatrs] Battle Log: Battle Mode: Diamond/Pearl Rule: Sleep Clause Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Self-KO Clause Rule: Apply PP Ups Rule: Battle Timeout Ruesap vs gameboy3333. Begin! Ruesap sent out Snazzy (Lv.100 Gyarados)! gameboy3333 sent out Feraligatr (Lv.100 Feraligatr)! Snazzy's Intimidate cuts Feraligatr's Attack! So Ruesap thinks his clearly superior-but-I-refuse-to-admit-it gyarados can beat MY Feraligatr? Hahaha I laugh at the fool Begin Turn #1 gameboy3333 withdrew Feraligatr! gameboy3333 sent out Celebi (Lv.100 Celebi)! --------------------------------- Snazzy used Dragon Dance! Snazzy's Attack rose! Snazzy's Speed rose! --------------------------------- End of turn #1 Ruesap's Snazzy: 100% HP gameboy3333's Celebi: 390 HP I am the fool :/ but luckily I know not to keep Feraligatr in and so I switch to my "celibastard". Begin Turn #2 Ruesap withdrew Snazzy! Ruesap sent out Jefferson Javis (Lv.100 Heatran)! --------------------------------- Celebi used Leech Seed! Celebi's attack missed! --------------------------------- End of turn #2 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 100% HP gameboy3333's Celebi: 390 HP gameboy3333: gasp Ruesap is no ordinary trainer. He's a cocktrainer which means he's gonna be a fag and do the smart thing and switch out. unfortunately for me my leech seed missed. Begin Turn #3 gameboy3333 withdrew Celebi! gameboy3333 sent out Salamence (Lv.100 Salamence)! Salamence's Intimidate cuts Jefferson Javis's Attack! --------------------------------- Jefferson Javis used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around gameboy3333's team! --------------------------------- End of turn #3 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 100% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 332 HP Now, I made my team up in about 10 minutes after coming off a several month break from battling. You'll have to excuse me having terrible movesets. Begin Turn #4 Ruesap withdrew Jefferson Javis! Ruesap sent out Johnny Punch (Lv.100 Vaporeon)! --------------------------------- Salamence used Stone Edge! (56% damage) A critical hit! --------------------------------- Johnny Punch's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #4 Ruesap's Johnny Punch: 50% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 332 HP Oh hey that worked out pretty well, but after watching previous battles, I know Johnny Punch sure packed a punch. Begin Turn #5 Salamence used Dragon Claw! (36% damage) --------------------------------- Johnny Punch used Yawn! Johnny Punch made Salamence drowsy! --------------------------------- Johnny Punch's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #5 Ruesap's Johnny Punch: 20% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 332 HP Real men use physical dragons. Begin Turn #6 Salamence used Dragon Claw! (21% damage) Johnny Punch fainted! Ruesap sent out Jefferson Javis (Lv.100 Heatran)! --------------------------------- Salamence fell asleep! Salamence's Lum Berry cured its sleep problem! End of turn #6 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 100% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 332 HP Ruesap: ...lum berry? wtf bro gameboy3333: oh gameboy3333: i forgot what item to use Funny thing was I didn't even realize I had a lum berry on it. Begin Turn #7 Salamence used Stone Edge! (58% damage) A critical hit! --------------------------------- Jefferson Javis used Will-O-Wisp! Salamence was burned! --------------------------------- Salamence is hurt by its burn! Jefferson Javis's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #7 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 49% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 291 HP (Brn) Hurray for critical hax. Boo for burn. C for cocktrainer. I bet you don't c wut i did thar. Begin Turn #8 Salamence used Stone Edge! Salamence's attack missed! --------------------------------- This makes me feel a certain way that can only be shown in this picture ![]() Jefferson Javis used Overheat! (125 damage) It's not very effective... Jefferson Javis's Special Attack sharply fell! --------------------------------- Salamence is hurt by its burn! Jefferson Javis's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #8 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 55% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 125 HP (Brn) Alright, alright, this doesn't bother me as much as it did a second ago. I guess you could say things are starting to... HEAT UP. Begin Turn #9 Ruesap withdrew Jefferson Javis! Ruesap sent out Muskman (Lv.100 Gliscor)! --------------------------------- Salamence used Stone Edge! (34% damage) A critical hit! --------------------------------- Salamence is hurt by its burn! End of turn #9 Ruesap's Muskman: 66% HP gameboy3333's Salamence: 84 HP (Brn) Ruesap thinks his bat can save him? Too bad for him I have a friend on my side. ![]() Begin Turn #10 Muskman used Aerial Ace! (84 damage) Salamence fainted! gameboy3333 sent out Metagross (Lv.100 Metagross)! Pointed stones dug into Metagross! --------------------------------- End of turn #10 Ruesap's Muskman: 66% HP gameboy3333's Metagross: 308 HP Whatever, I have a plan in store, and it's on sale. Begin Turn #11 Ruesap withdrew Muskman! Ruesap sent out Jefferson Javis (Lv.100 Heatran)! --------------------------------- Metagross used Psychic! (11% damage) It's not very effective... Metagross is hurt by its Life Orb! --------------------------------- Jefferson Javis's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #11 Ruesap's Jefferson Javis: 50% HP gameboy3333's Metagross: 276 HP Why I put psychic on a physical metagross the world may never know, but I do know that metagross is blue, AND BLUE BEATS RED! Begin Turn #12 Metagross used Earthquake! (49% damage) It's super effective! Jefferson Javis fainted! Metagross is hurt by its Life Orb! Ruesap sent out Muskman (Lv.100 Gliscor)! --------------------------------- End of turn #12 Ruesap's Muskman: 66% HP gameboy3333's Metagross: 244 HP And as always, my logic prevails! Begin Turn #13 Muskman used Earthquake! (244 damage) It's super effective! Metagross fainted! gameboy3333: fuck gameboy3333: i used expolosion gameboy3333: :/ Ruesap: yes gameboy3333 sent out Breloom (Lv.100 Breloom)! Pointed stones dug into Breloom! --------------------------------- End of turn #13 Ruesap's Muskman: 66% HP gameboy3333's Breloom: 246 HP My opponent cries out yes as I tell him my metagross is very suicidal (Joy says it's not my fault but I don't trust these pokepeople) Begin Turn #14 Ruesap withdrew Muskman! Ruesap sent out Snazzy (Lv.100 Gyarados)! Snazzy's Intimidate cuts Breloom's Attack! --------------------------------- Breloom used Spore! Snazzy fell asleep! --------------------------------- Breloom was badly poisoned by the Toxic Orb! End of turn #14 Ruesap's Snazzy: 100% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Breloom: 246 HP (Psn) I'd like to point out that in several earlier battles I had forgot to give breloom the right ability. Good thing I am a genius and obviously predicted that switch. Begin Turn #15 Ruesap withdrew Snazzy! Ruesap sent out Muskman (Lv.100 Gliscor)! --------------------------------- Breloom used Substitute! Breloom made a Substitute! --------------------------------- Breloom's Poison Heal restored some HP! End of turn #15 Ruesap's Muskman: 66% HP gameboy3333's Breloom: 213 HP (Psn) What else do you expect me to do? It's not like I am Gameboy and would do something like sub again. Begin Turn #16 Muskman used Aerial Ace! The Substitute took damage for Breloom! Breloom's Substitute faded! It's super effective! --------------------------------- Breloom used Leech Seed! Muskman was seeded! --------------------------------- Muskman's health is sapped by Leech Seed! Breloom's Poison Heal restored some HP! End of turn #16 Ruesap's Muskman: 54% HP gameboy3333's Breloom: 262 HP (Psn) You know what sucks about seeders? When there's only 3 of them. Damn you torrents, damn you. By the way that was a reference to leech seed and Feraligatr's ability which will apply in 3...2..1... Begin Turn #17 gameboy3333 withdrew Breloom! gameboy3333 sent out Feraligatr (Lv.100 Feraligatr)! Pointed stones dug into Feraligatr! --------------------------------- Muskman used Aerial Ace! (95 damage) --------------------------------- Muskman's health is sapped by Leech Seed! End of turn #17 Ruesap's Muskman: 42% HP gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 217 HP It is Feraligatr time, also know as about 2:30 pm. Begin Turn #18 Ruesap withdrew Muskman! Ruesap sent out Snazzy (Lv.100 Gyarados)! Snazzy's Intimidate cuts Feraligatr's Attack! --------------------------------- Feraligatr used Dragon Dance! Feraligatr's Attack rose! Feraligatr's Speed rose! --------------------------------- End of turn #18 Ruesap's Snazzy: 100% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 217 HP Ruesap: i suppose that wasn't entirely necessary I'm not sure what he meant by that. Did he mean switching in gyarados? Obviously he meant that my Feraligatr was too good to be in this match and that by bringing him in again meant I cheated. Begin Turn #19 Ruesap withdrew Snazzy! Ruesap sent out Shampow (Lv.100 Swampert)! --------------------------------- Feraligatr used Dragon Dance! Feraligatr's Attack rose! Feraligatr's Speed rose! --------------------------------- End of turn #19 Ruesap's Shampow: 100% HP gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 217 HP Real men dance with dragons, and not crappy swords. Begin Turn #20 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (100% damage) A critical hit! Shampow fainted! gameboy3333: cool dude Ruesap: i suppose that was entirely FAGGOT Ruesap sent out Aphromighty (Lv.100 Lucario)! --------------------------------- End of turn #20 Ruesap's Aphromighty: 100% HP gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 217 HP Well I guess Ruesap ran out of luck :/ Begin Turn #21 Aphromighty used Extremespeed! (111 damage) Aphromighty is hurt by its Life Orb! --------------------------------- Feraligatr used Waterfall! (90% damage) A critical hit! Aphromighty fainted! Ruesap sent out Snazzy (Lv.100 Gyarados)! Snazzy's Intimidate cuts Feraligatr's Attack! --------------------------------- End of turn #21 Ruesap's Snazzy: 100% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 106 HP[b] Bwahaha my critical hit strikes again. I bet Ruesap was angry. [b]Begin Turn #22 Feraligatr used Substitute! Feraligatr made a Substitute! --------------------------------- Snazzy is fast asleep. --------------------------------- End of turn #22 Ruesap's Snazzy: 100% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 29 HP Begin Turn #23 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (30% damage) It's not very effective... --------------------------------- Snazzy is fast asleep. --------------------------------- Snazzy's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #23 Ruesap's Snazzy: 76% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 29 HP So uneventful. I must spice it up. ![]() Begin Turn #24 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (31% damage) It's not very effective... --------------------------------- Snazzy is fast asleep. --------------------------------- Snazzy's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #24 Ruesap's Snazzy: 51% HP (Slp) gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 29 HP Begin Turn #25 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (28% damage) It's not very effective... --------------------------------- Snazzy woke up! Snazzy flinched! --------------------------------- Snazzy's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #25 Ruesap's Snazzy: 29% HP gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 29 HP CrossDragon has started watching. Ruesap: .... gameboy3333: LOLOL CrossDragon: WHAT IS THIS Ruesap: this game is fucking bs Oh boy my favorite fan joins just in time to see me take down my Feraligatr's biggest enemy (grammar). Oh and that flinch hax was pretty cool. Begin Turn #26 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (29% damage) It's not very effective... Snazzy fainted! Ruesap sent out Muskman (Lv.100 Gliscor)! --------------------------------- gameboy3333: warstoried End of turn #26 Ruesap's Muskman: 42% HP gameboy3333's Feraligatr: 29 HP CrossDragon: WHAT CrossDragon: FERALIGATR SWEEP? Ruesap: no, fuck you CrossDragon: warstory do it gameboy3333: gg gameboy3333: but Ruesap: everyone will see how you fucking haxed me gameboy3333: in the end Ruesap: this was a horrible battle CrossDragon: winner CrossDragon: gameboy CrossDragon: warstory it CrossDragon: i will +1 it Ruesap: jokes on you, i'm not making a move gameboy3333: k CrossDragon: its ok, he gets kicked for being idle Ruesap: I'd rather leave after having been a coward than lose gameboy3333: good choice CrossDragon: it's onnly a game CrossDragon: AHAHAHHA WHY SO SRS? gameboy3333: shut up crossnigger CrossDragon: no cracker Ruesap: pokemon is a very serious game gameboy3333: VERY gameboy3333: serious CrossDragon: i challenge one of oyu fags CrossDragon: to a battle CrossDragon: with my new team CrossDragon: that doesnt have garchomp gameboy3333: wait gameboy3333: ahh The battle is now unrated. I am merciful. Follow me and I shall forgive your sins. Begin Turn #27 Feraligatr used Waterfall! (42% damage) It's super effective! Muskman fainted! End Battle! gameboy3333 wins! Score: 0 to 4 Ruesap: gj lol gameboy3333: gg Ruesap: at least it was unrated gameboy3333: yes NetBattle v1.0.41 Log saved 2/22/2009 at 2:03:51 PM BWHAHAHA GAMEBOY AND FERALIGATR WIN ANOTHER. I am so pro. You all should +1 me just for being this good. And now a word from my sponsor. Have you recently been attacked? Have you lost important information or pictures? Have your friends suddenly vanished without a trace? If so, chances are they've been eaten by a pack of wild Feraligatr's. In the last year, attacks from these voracious gangs have risen 1.25%. That means that you are just as likely to be attacked as you are finding the lost city of Atlantis. So don't hesitate, call 1-999-3344 for your free pamphlet on how to prevent attacks. Call is not toll free. You can also text us at 84352. Standard messaging fees apply plus $9.95 will be charged monthly for our bronze program. 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Feb 24 @ 05:16 ![]() |
0 | I was half expecting to see FeraliGatsby killed while swimming in a pool. The lum berry really threw me off. I thought for sure Ruesap would've been able to make a comeback if the sleep status got its way. So, kudos for odd item usage? But, yeah, there was an ungodly amount of hax in this match. I almost thought it was CD playing Rue instead. |
Feb 23 @ 21:54 ![]() |
0 | [QUOTE USER="esotu" TIME="1235426066"]I was half expecting to see FeraliGatsby killed while swimming in a pool.[/QUOTE] You are my hero. I haven't finished this yet, but I'll look through it later. |
Feb 23 @ 22:03 ![]() |
0 | What is that suppose to mean, Eso? I can play fair battles. Hax just comes and saves me when i need it too. |
Feb 23 @ 22:37 ![]() |
0 | [QUOTE USER="crossdragon" TIME="1235428632"]What is that suppose to mean, Eso? I can play fair battles. Hax just comes and saves me when i need it too. [/QUOTE] It means I think you're the most hax-y person I know. Not that that's a bad thing. I just recall you like to call yourself a Hax God or something similar. =P |
Feb 23 @ 23:23 ![]() |
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