Forum - I don't know why I was chosen to receive this..
..but it's probably very important nonetheless.
0 |  I'm still shocked by the concept of Obama (or ANY ex-president for that matter) sending me a message that I haven't built up the courage to open it. What if it's a former president trying to alert me? |
Jan 24 @ 05:53  |
0 | I can't talk about it unless you guys got similar messages. I don't want to be in trouble, now. No one can fuck your life up like a President. |
Jan 23 @ 23:23 |
0 | OPEN IT NAO Seriously, things like this are one of the perks of living in a place that speaks a language other than English - if I get an e-mail that's in English, it's obviously a trap. Unless, of course, I expect an e-mail in English. |
Jan 24 @ 00:15  |
0 | IF YOU ARE NOT RUESAP YOU MAY NOT READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT He said to keep an eye out for men named Hillary. Not to trust them. And especially not to eat anything they offer, even if it appears edible. The message ended with the number 224, but without any other text or markings I can't tell if it's a time, date or what. Quite frankly the 224 interests me more than the idea of a man being named Hillary, or the fact that I don't know the sender by anything other than President. I'm sure another note will follow however. |
Jan 24 @ 00:27 |
0 | Way to follow simple instructions. If I go down for this at some point, I'm taking you with me. |
Jan 24 @ 01:18 |
0 | I'm sure Flounder's been to Hell already. The place has no internet, so he was like "FUCK THIS" and stormed out. Satan cried for a week. >_> I haven't been there, though. Take me instead! |
Jan 24 @ 01:55  |
0 | please do not read this if you are not Repto! Hey that's weird man, that 224 is strange that number comes up a lot. Please write back, - Ruesap |
Jan 24 @ 03:57  |
0 | -Do not read this if you are not Ruesap Well in a couple hours it'll be 2:24 AM, and I should still be awake by that point, so perhaps another message will arrive then. It's actually not the first time "me" has sent me urgent mail, but the first time it involved a President. Perhaps my ignoring the others caused some sort of problem, and now the situation is dire enough to get a President in contact with me. But then I have to wonder why "me" this go-between for a President, sent me mail about Hot Russians Selected Specially to My Tastes. I'm thinking they might've been code, again me ignoring them pissed someone off and now they're all blunt with "Message from President." You and I are both in on it, though, it's important to stay in touch. Lemme know if something odd happens. |
Jan 24 @ 05:34 |
0 | It's a trap! The government is planning to criminalize all of us, and Repto and Ruesap are part of the conspiracy. Otherwise, they'd PM each other. By the time you read this, I will probably be locked up in maximum security. |
Jan 24 @ 05:57  |
0 | Well of course you will NOW, since it's obvious you've been reading our posts. You've only yourself to blame. |
Jan 24 @ 06:28 |
0 | only Repto can read the following message!: Hm, be on the look out for 2:24 PM today because the first letter of "PM" is "P" which *could* stand for "President", so be careful. I sent a message back to the President asking why he chose me, but he hasn't replied yet probably because I came across a little too strong by naming the message "Y U CHOOSE ME". - Ruesap |
Jan 24 @ 13:56 |
0 | This message is for Flounder's eyes only They only play Dream Theater in hell, enjoy |
Jan 24 @ 17:54  |
0 | No Ruesap, no read Nothing at 2:24 PM. "me" did send another message at 12:14, saying "teach her to give head the right way." More indecipherable code. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN I get that you can't let spies in on this stuff, but you're not helping me make any sense of this, President! |
Jan 24 @ 19:50 |
0 | [QUOTE USER="gameboy3333" TIME="1232819695"]This message is for Flounder's eyes only They only play Dream Theater in hell, enjoy [/QUOTE] holy linebreaks batman also ok good thing I am not going to hell, I am a very good catholic |
Jan 24 @ 21:10  |
0 | oh snap WWIII 'Hot Russians' = nukes 'teach her to give head the right way' = give mother Russia directions for warhead launchings Sounds like you shouldn't let Obama down here. |
Jan 25 @ 00:02  |
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