Forum - My recent experience with a super internet christain (lols inside)
Playing certain games (incluiding guitar hero) will send your souil to hell!
1 | Well the link is http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#zombies The link starts out with good Christian games to play then gives you a warning followed by the "bad" (really awesome) games. Now read that and check out the top video and the descriptions and reviews of videogames. I personally love the halo and MGS4 reviews. the metal gear solid review is hysterical and if you are to lazy to look here it is. 6.12.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy). This game promotes drug use (Snake is addicted to cigarettes and the HDD installation process features an 8-minute video of Snake teaching players how to smoke), eugenics through human cloning (Snake was the product of a project to clone "super soldiers"), disrespect of Authority (Snake's main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation), and Materialistic Determinacy with an absence of Free Will (every game in the MGS series is a remake of the first, only with a different Snake clone, the theory being that by putting the clones through the same missions, they will develop into the same person). MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces. As such, it has no value for the Christian gamer, who is among the Elect and won't have to deal with that, but it may help the unsaved to know the tactics they will be up against in a post-Rapture world should they choose to join the fight against the Antichrist and secure themselves a place among the Sheep when Christ returns. Therefore, I am giving it ONE CROSS for this slight benefit. † Its hysterical, lol also the guitar hero one and the other game he suggests even though he never played it is also hysterical. The cheat code poll is also hysterical and sites message to gamers. |
Jan 05 @ 03:59  |
0 | [QUOTE] Hey, Pastor Skeet here... We've given our own Kyle "Da G-Man" Goldman a page on the Zounds! site for his awesome mini-reviews of video games. When he's not too busy studying at the F-Ship to become a Missiological Technician, Kyle likes to hang with his peeps in the Commons and play some vids. And let me tell you, Da G-Man got game. Back in the day, I could play a righteous game of Pong, but even I've got nothing on Kyle's mad skillz. As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Here's a thought to pass on to any unsaved gamerz you know: “U save ur game b4 u die... shouldn't u let Jesus save ur soul b4 u die IRL?”[/QUOTE] wat I laugh so hard at religious groups like these. By the way, I took vacation off due to family reasons, but as I'm back in school tomorrow, I should be on again in the next couple of days to do more videos. |
Jan 04 @ 20:47  |
0 | It isn't. I lol'd so hard at that... God, I think I won't be typing right for some weeks. |
Jan 04 @ 21:34  |
0 | Wow. And I'm reading this just after I make a video where I talk about right-wing whackjobs bashing Pokémon back when it (Pokémon, not bashing - well, maybe both) was cool. Talk about a coincidence. Edit: You know what? I feel like dedicating a video to this stinkbomb, just because I can. I'd like to say "coming this week", but January is typically the busiest month of the year at work, and I can end up doing 50-hour weeks easily. But expect my next work to rip this garbage apart. Edit 2 from the future: So with this being a fake, I'd love for this forum to have a functional [s] tag, because just removing the edit would make the conversation have no sense, whereas just scratching it out wouldn't create that problem. |
Jan 04 @ 21:50  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="shadianvise" TIME="1231102070"][QUOTE] Hey, Pastor Skeet here... We've given our own Kyle "Da G-Man" Goldman a page on the Zounds! site for his awesome mini-reviews of video games. When he's not too busy studying at the F-Ship to become a Missiological Technician, Kyle likes to hang with his peeps in the Commons and play some vids. And let me tell you, Da G-Man got game. Back in the day, I could play a righteous game of Pong, but even I've got nothing on Kyle's mad skillz. As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Here's a thought to pass on to any unsaved gamerz you know: “U save ur game b4 u die... shouldn't u let Jesus save ur soul b4 u die IRL?”[/QUOTE] wat I laugh so hard at religious groups like these. By the way, I took vacation off due to family reasons, but as I'm back in school tomorrow, I should be on again in the next couple of days to do more videos.[/QUOTE] Woot your back, I can start uploading the vids now! Also I found out that this is indeed a fake site. So slow dont embarrass your self with a video. I wish it was real and honestly Pasteur Skeet, how did we let that one slip by us. |
Jan 04 @ 22:57 |
0 | It is? Actually I'm a bit surprised, because there really are people who think that way. |
Jan 04 @ 23:08 |
0 | [QUOTE]It's true, I read it somewhere.[/QUOTE] Try harder next time please. Mistakes like this are a no-no =P I suppose there's no Pokemon slander becuase it's been done before? And you don't necessarily have to be Christian to complain about 'slavery'. |
Jan 04 @ 23:53  |
0 | Yeah, but as I said in my latest LP video, Heracross and Jesus' crucifixion? Sometimes they go way too far, as they did back then. |
Jan 05 @ 00:49 |
0 | [QUOTE USER="ruesap" TIME="1231104839"]This seems like a joke site. [/QUOTE] This. Seriously, Tetris? |
Jan 05 @ 01:44  |
0 | Oh, yeah, now I remember why I was convinced it was a joke site. Obviously because of the Tetris thing. |
Jan 05 @ 01:50  |
0 | [QUOTE]8.31.2008: (Note: I have not played these games since they are rated "M" and aren't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) The Halo series is a very popular first person shooter game that first appeared on the original Xbox. The single-player campaign is set in space on a giant ring-planet (that is why it is misleadingly called "halo", it has nothing to do with angels or anyone holy) where human soldiers are battling aliens for possession of the halo. The player controls the Master Chef who in a surprise twist turns out to be more than just a military cook...[/QUOTE] *facepalm* If the Tetris thing didn't convince you maybe this will. |
Jan 05 @ 03:15  |
0 | Well, that and MGS4 actually scoring one cross, which suggests the guy's a huge sucker for Metal Gear. But seriously, I've learned long ago to not judge whether stupid things like that are real or fake that quickly (not saying this is real, though). There ARE people that are brainwashed enough to actually believe this garbage. The Halo thing's merely what puts it over the top. |
Jan 05 @ 03:36 |
0 | I've seen actual websites that act like this, and some of those are most definitely real. They're one of the few groups of people I cannot stand. Jack Thompson obviously has his own category, but he's down and out for the time being. EDIT: OH SHNAPZ TIS WAS MAH 300TH POST! TIS IS SPATA!!!1!1111!!!1eleven! *cough* |
Jan 05 @ 04:15 |
0 | [QUOTE USER="shadianvise" TIME="1231128935"]I've seen actual websites that act like this, and some of those are most definitely real. They're one of the few groups of people I cannot stand. Jack Thompson obviously has his own category, but he's down and out for the time being.[/QUOTE] And the mother f**ker Anderson Cooper |
Jan 05 @ 14:51 |
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