Forum - Went to a party
A party of the horror-movie sort.
0 | >_> It was awkward. My ex-girlfriend sat on my lap for three hours, and was generally hitting on me the entire time. |
Nov 02 @ 09:13  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="arecp" TIME="1225596108"]that's when you sex her you dumb shit[/QUOTE] QFT |
Nov 02 @ 03:49  |
0 | >______________> I'm 16. Also, small house. Also, 20 people there. Besides, I broke up with her for a reason. |
Nov 02 @ 05:01 |
0 | [QUOTE USER="shadianvise" TIME="1225602077"]>______________> I'm 16. Also, small house. Also, 20 people there. Besides, I broke up with her for a reason.[/QUOTE] That's no excuse. When your ex-girlfriend sits on your lap for three hours generally hitting on you the entire time, you sex here dammit! |
Nov 02 @ 06:49 |
0 | [QUOTE USER="shadianvise" TIME="1225602077"]>______________> I'm 16. Also, small house. Also, 20 people there. Besides, I broke up with her for a reason.[/QUOTE] Age is no excuse dammit There's people around my town who were having sex at the age of 12. 12, damn you. |
Nov 02 @ 14:12  |
0 | Since this is in the trashcan, I'm trusting everyone's defining themselves in some pseudo-masculine way of jesting. Anyway, yeah, that definitely sounds awkward, Shadian. Maybe next time you could find a wall to lean against or go chat with some friends nearby so the act of sitting in your lap isn't an available option for your ex. |
Nov 02 @ 21:17  |
0 | You could've either: a) Sexed that bitch b) Pushed her while say "gtf off me u stupid ho" c) Do what Esotu said. A or B would be your best option if you had any balls. |
Nov 03 @ 00:15  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="repto" TIME="1225679198"]ill bet he got a boner anyway[/QUOTE] I lol'd so hard Pun intended. AND TO GATR SEX IS NOT OVERRATED STFU HAVE YOU EVEN HAD IT? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KNOW FOR SURE, NOR DO I. |
Nov 03 @ 04:19  |
0 | Good. No point in adding to the teen pregnancy statistic, right? Plus sex is better when you're not gung-ho about getting laid, like most young adult boys. |
Nov 03 @ 04:33  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="arecp" TIME="1225685998"][QUOTE USER="repto" TIME="1225679198"]ill bet he got a boner anyway[/QUOTE] I lol'd so hard Pun intended. AND TO GATR SEX IS NOT OVERRATED STFU HAVE YOU EVEN HAD IT? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KNOW FOR SURE, NOR DO I.[/QUOTE] No, and I don't care if I do. also, CAPS ARE COOL YO. |
Nov 03 @ 07:42  |
0 | You guys forget that gameboy is waiting for scientists to create a real life feraligatr so he can sex that. Too bad that'll never happen. Thus gb3333 is going to stay a virgin forever. Or he meets a girl with the same interests as him. >_> |
Nov 03 @ 19:29  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="crossdragon" TIME="1225740565"]You guys forget that gameboy is waiting for scientists to create a real life feraligatr so he can sex that. Too bad that'll never happen. Thus gb3333 is going to stay a virgin forever. Or he meets a girl with the same interests as him. >_>[/QUOTE] Actually I can pull up a site of registered vorarephiles |
Nov 03 @ 21:04 |
0 | ITT: we're all virgins, half of us under 17, arguing the importance of sex win topic is win |
Nov 04 @ 02:05  |
0 | [QUOTE USER="jellydemon" TIME="1225764352"]ITT: we're all virgins, half of us under 17, arguing the importance of sex win topic is win[/QUOTE] Im 16, have done more shit than most members here. Please tell me how I dont have a say in the matter. |
Nov 04 @ 03:06  |
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