This candy is obviously the candy you were to give out to the little 5 year olds, but they were to scared to come to your house due to Feraligatrs roaming around it so you kept all the leftover candy.
[QUOTE USER="shadianvise" TIME="1225588100"]I was going to go the 'hit little kids over the head and steal their winnings' approach, but I decided against it.[/QUOTE]
Dude why just take the candy, take the kids too.
I stuff them in my bag and sell them on the black market so I can buy more candy.
True, although I couldn't sell them for much. What would people do with them, make them work? I laugh at that, American children doing work. First they need to lose some pounds, so maybe they can actually move.
Had I not spent a good hour being an asshole and leaving some friends who were completely unfamiliar with the area for some epic lulz and then another hour searching for them, I'd have gotten more candy than I have.